MovieMayor
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Projector is broken. They paid. I shall dance for them.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Hey Hal --- you're not losing that secret corned beef lounge/hair pomade shop in the Gardens? Say it ain't so!
6:50 AM Dec 1st
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in reply to HaroldBallard
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@ By the way, Sun's Lubor Zink & that Worthington cad slink in here daily to see DIRTY MARY CRAZY LARRY. On press passes!
8:26 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to HaroldBallard
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@ There are good cops & bad cops just like there are good Robert Mitchum pictures & bad ones. I am the Chief Magistrate, Dorothy.
8:21 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to rebelmayor
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@ I put my pants on one leg at a --- oh, wait a minute, I have someone do that for me.
8:17 PM Nov 30th
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@ We once courted the same woman in Sarnia, but I made mincemeat of the chap, and he never left the projection booth again.
4:16 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to 32elvismovies
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Ushering: a skill not easily mastered. I have seen many men collapse under the pressure, and the legacy of the giants who came before them.
8:40 PM Nov 29th
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Hosted complimentary screening of MAGNUM FORCE for 100 of our police constables. Many seemed discomfited; could it have been the hot dogs?
6:37 PM Nov 29th
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When the Eglinton's speakers broke once during THE DIRTY DOZEN I did all of the dialogue live from a microphone;ushers banged doors for F/X
6:07 PM Nov 28th
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A xenon bulb in a 35mm projector hits same temperature as the sun's surface. So does my rage when faced with a loud talker in a cinema.
1:32 PM Nov 28th
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Jackie Gleason in town -- took him a ride on a TTC garbage train @ 3 am; Eglinton to Union in 4 minutes, and we didn't spill a drop!
10:14 PM Nov 27th
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Talked about hairpiece technology in the sauna at the Park Plaza with Robert Vaughn -- he's here shooting a commercial for Becker's.
8:28 PM Nov 27th
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Whom I'd like on City Council: Van Heflin, Joey Heatherton & the chap who plays Billy Jack;actually on council:Shemp, Martha Raye & Gilligan
6:26 AM Nov 26th
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A naked swim in the Don River, a private screening of STALAG 17, the drafting of 6 sewage bylaws, 2 Franburgers & an ice tea: my daily rite!
7:48 AM Nov 25th
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@ I am sure if you asked Haystack Calhoun to enquire on your behalf, the results would be satisfactory.
12:13 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mose
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@ I just had a delightful lunch @ Winston's with Flyin Fred Curry & his engaging dad Wild Bull Curry; We drop-kicked several martoonis!
9:11 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mose
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Our price mark-up on popcorn butter is 3,671%.
8:51 PM Nov 22nd
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Am at The Imperial Room (thanks Gino!) noshing with Dean Martin & 27 of The Golddiggers; I missed a fare hike meeting for this....:)
6:19 PM Nov 21st
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Duties as mayor & movie showman generate my powerful hunger; had the Flaming Shashlik + Attila Platter @ The Danube....after SOYLENT GREEN!
10:45 AM Nov 20th
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@ Hal, admit it: you'd be me if you could just kick the addiction to Sansabelt slacks, Dr. Scholl's Corn Removers + head cheese
8:30 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to HaroldBallard
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- Name Bert X. Wemp
- Location Toronto
- Bio It's circa 1973. I am Mayor of Toronto and owner of the Imperial Six cinemas on Yonge St.
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