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  1. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was *actually* in Ohio to bitch slap the Ocho Cinco out of Chad Johnson.
  2. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's next album will be titled "Aural Sex."
  3. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's nickname for Tipper Gore is "Wardrobe Malfunction."
  4. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is Richard Simmons's arch-nemesis.
  5. Little Known Fact: Stevie Wonder lost his sight when he stared at Sarah Palin a little too long.
  6. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin remembers the Alamo.
  7. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
  8. Little Known Fact: Osama bin Laden was driven crazy by his unrequited crush on Sarah Palin.
  9. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how to spell Qadaffi, but she's not telling.
  10. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin delivered her wedding vows in Klingon.
  11. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid using public toilets.
  12. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once mistook a bidet for a drinking fountain. Her husband will never let her forget that.
  13. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin hogs the duvet.
  14. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's favorite sandwich is fried Spam and bbq sauce with cheddar cheese on white bread.
  15. Little Known Fact: That IS a banana in Sarah Palin's pocket, but she's also happy to see you.
  16. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't have a safe word.
  17. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is here to pump YOU up!
  18. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's children are tired of being introduced as the Palin Five. They don't like the jumpsuits either.
  19. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't know why she can't quit you.
  20. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only major poet still working in Esperanto.