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  1. The kids are out on school holiday. No need to swallow horse tranquilizers if you take our advice! http://bit.ly/5iONuX 5:38 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Would you let your 10 year old see #NewMoon? http://tinyurl.com/ybf4sgy 7:14 AM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Do you know who got out TMH Seal of Approval this week? It's shiny! http://www.mouthyhousewives... 1:13 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. I can't wait until the kids are big enough to only want black coffee and cigarettes for their Sunday breakfast. 7:03 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Why not let kids feel really grown up today by making them in charge of the laundry? And the mortgage payments. 9:42 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. @nuckingfutsmama this would be the Debarge from the 80's no? 8:50 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to nuckingfutsmama
  7. @TravelSavvyMom yes, you are very wise. It's clear he's aiming for something. Might we guess, I new power tool 8:47 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to TravelSavvyMom
  8. @PTA_Mom every time they drop a name pick it up and tell them, I know her too. 8:46 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to PTA_Mom
  9. This ought to make u feel better. Just knowing it's not about you. http://tinyurl.com/yd5lp74 8:45 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. email us your problem ask@mouthyhousewives.com and we will solve it for free! Limited time offer! Hurry! 5:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. @designsofheart eat that kind of stuff for breakfast. Helps make it a much better day 4:56 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to designsofheart
  12. Feeling like you need some real answers to some real questions? Fee free to ask, it's free, it's funny www.themouthyhousewives.com 4:55 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Today's power lunch: Diet Coke and a hot dog at the Costco food court. That's called livin' large, people. 10:02 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. We're thinking of you, Anissa. #prayersforanissa 6:39 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. Want to look like a hot hottie hotpants? Here's how you can do it on a budget: http://tinyurl.com/ycakka3 5:49 AM Nov 17th from web
  16. For every Gossip Girl episode we watch, there is one fewer to go. #DeepThoughts 7:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. @miswiggie Come on, why wouldn't you want to live in your ex-husband's basement? Sounds PERFECT. 2:00 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to miswiggie
  18. Did you read our Guest Mouthy Housewife Carolyn today? Show her some love, peoples. http://bit.ly/13te99 1:49 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. Hearing "White Christmas" in the grocery store today was delightful. But now I have to hear it for 45 more days. 11:37 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. My boyfriend's great. But I'm hot for his roommate http://bit.ly/13te99 5:31 AM Nov 16th from web