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Mouse209company

  1. After 34 years of impeccable service, Maytag a608 ivory white washer is now doing the Lord's delicates. 10:07 PM May 29th via web from Modesto, CA
  2. sleeps under the bed at nite because he's afraid of the cars from Cars. If they don't eat food, why do they have teeth?! 8:13 PM May 20th via web
  3. last words will be "I can outrun that lion!" 8:11 PM May 20th via web
  4. ain't gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe. 11:31 AM May 20th via web
  5. Seat belts don't just save lives--it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car. #safetyfirst #earthfirst 4:03 AM May 12th via web
  6. Open mouth. Insert foot. #personalinstructionmanual 6:03 PM Apr 28th via web
  7. They say the only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. 5:37 AM Apr 8th via web
  8. @McGSqwared Qapla'! BomDI' 'IwwIj qaqaw. (salute! memory of you sings in my blood... closest in Klingon to "thanks brah, have a nice day") 3:45 AM Apr 8th via web in reply to McGSqwared
  9. Morning endoscopy followed by throttle body flush. Very important these be two separate things. #springcleaning 6:06 AM Apr 3rd via web
  10. isn't a leader but a flashy con-man and you've been hypnotized by his swingin' bologna. 3:35 AM Apr 1st via web
  11. is totally "in" with his George Clooney chin and Ben Affleck everything else. 3:34 AM Apr 1st via web
  12. is having a good day, despite having played the half-billion dollar lotto and lost. 4:29 PM Mar 29th via web from Modesto, CA
  13. Who's better at doing math than a robot -- they're made of math! 7:38 PM Mar 25th via web from Modesto, CA
  14. doesn't need to grow-up. He's like a magical elf, that by being around us, makes all our lives just a bit more magical. #Community 7:10 PM Mar 22nd via web from Modesto, CA
  15. Take most charactery characters from quirkiest quagmires, allow story 2 warm-up 2 the general audience... fart with every laugh. #Bent 10:29 PM Mar 21st via web from Modesto, CA
  16. Doctors said I would never laugh again after my #FreeAgents -ectomy. But @NBC finally found a donor... and it's a little #Bent 9:20 PM Mar 21st via web from Modesto, CA
  17. "Touch" spoiler alert... turns out the kid isn't Jack Bauer's son--Fox just promoted it that way. 4:19 PM Mar 18th via web from Modesto, CA
  18. Rain taketh away the pollen, and the wind giveth back. #unholyallergies 2:20 AM Mar 15th via web from Modesto, CA
  19. wants the @Toyota @Scion IQ not 4 shear gas necessity or parking simplicity but 2 literally say I like 2 roll on a punchline #bigcarcomplex 7:24 PM Mar 6th via web from Ceres, CA