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  1. PLS RT: Check out the new TweetMyJOBS commercial and win great prizes! Help make #Tweetmyjobs #Contest go viral at http://bit.ly/3b8JPE
  2. Mad Woman: Who knew I would identify with such a man as Donald Draper? http://bit.ly/2L4jK
  3. What good sportsmanship really means: Think Elizabeth Lambert's pony tail pull was crossing a line? I call it good s... http://bit.ly/4Bjo1F
  4. Why I love my babysitter: I love my babysitter even if she doesn't have a pulse. http://bit.ly/104FNI
  5. A People’s Nation: Maria Shriver is killing me this week with her "A Woman's Nation" report. What are you.. http://bit.ly/JBQh1
  6. @doublesifted Glad you liked my blog post about my slutty daughter :)
  7. My dog has been snoring from the couch all morning. Didn't he just sleep all night?
  8. Dog could barely walk last night. Take him to the vet and $100+ later, he's fine.
  9. If you worry about how much butter you eat, do not make your own apple crisp.
  10. Dog is driving me crazy. In. Out. In. Make up your damn mind you beast.
  11. My daughter, the whore: Turns out the most popular Halloween costume this year is the oldest profession--yippee! http://bit.ly/1xs9lG
  12. I’m not ready: I've had nine years to prep for the puberty talk, but I'm still not ready. http://bit.ly/QfS2N
  13. @lisaryanweil Nice pic!
  14. Health Insurance, WTF?: I should be looking for a job, but I'm mostly looking for health care. http://bit.ly/2rPEgs
  15. What's going on with FB?
  16. Dear MBTA: Your PR Sucks http://ow.ly/q2SX
  17. Are you blogging today? Consider blogging for a cause: http://ow.ly/q0AJ
  18. @ExtraordMommy exceeding my expectations
  19. Are You Blogging Today? : Invisible Illness Awareness Week http://bit.ly/3TxBhs
  20. My new normal: What has Mother Shaffer been up to lately? http://bit.ly/32FBVe