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  1. Addison got a tiger mask and is growling at the world. Hear him roar.
  2. The only certainty in life is change.
  3. Nothing new, fun, exciting, wild, or mildly close to blowing one's top off to report. Simply a perfect day.
  4. So finally the rain seems to be coming back. But then it's so, well, it's so wet.
  5. Be happy. Happy. Happy. Today be happy. If for no other reason than to just be happy. It might just work.
  6. Me: You have an imaginary friend? Does she go to school? Coco: NO! She's in my mind. I always know where my mind is! Glad someone does.
  7. Pura vida never gets boring. It was just invented that way.
  8. Where has our rain gone? Time to start dancing.
  9. Looking forward to sunset.
  10. Living between a volcano and a rain forest is a rather cool place to be.
  11. My children are short people forming their own army to torture me. I think they're winning.
  12. In explaining "pursuit," Coco gave a vivid description of a police chase from a commercial. Who said the t.v wasn't a good babysitter?
  13. “Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.” Anthony J. D'Angelo And don't forget the sunglasses too.
  14. "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill
  15. It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. Steven Hawkings Finally I am vindicated!
  16. I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. Erma Bombeck
  17. I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war? Eve Merriam I never forgot my Costa Rica has no army. Nice peace.
  18. I talked with the voices in my head THEY said: 1.Clean up my act. 2.Have a 2nd coffee. No. I'm not that good. I went for the cup of coffee.
  19. My daughter was stunned to learn that when I was a kid, we didn't have cell phones. We carried dimes in our pockets. I felt so old.
  20. Something parent's aren't told: for the rest of your life-at the drop of a hat-we're expected to know our child's name & age. Erma Bombeck