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This time tomorrow I will have already spent most of the day with one of my dearest friends who I haven't seen in four years. Can't wait!!3:33 PM Jul 14th from web
I haven't eaten any meat in the last 9 days. Since then I have lost 11 pounds. The weight loss is addicting.1:26 PM Jul 13th from web
@KerrySheats JD is playing in DC in early September. It's close enough to go so I'm hoping I can meet him again! You should consider going.11:06 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to KerrySheats
@mamaspohr Thinking of you and your sweet #Maddie.7:05 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to mamaspohr
Friends, I need an intervention. I can't stop watching the video of Jakob Dylan talking to me from the stage. http://tiny.cc/OaBfV8:13 AM Jul 11th from web
"MIL wants to jerk me" "Sister jerks me off" & "Mom saw me jerking" All searches that led to my site last week. What am I writing about?!8:09 AM Jul 11th from web
@AwesomeTM Please read my blog where he specifically asked me to take his picture from the stage. There's a video: http://tiny.cc/OaBfV7:43 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to AwesomeTM
@AwesomeTM Thats not his rule It's the venue's rule There have been many times where he has brought a fan back in who got kicked out 4 pics7:40 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to AwesomeTM
@AwesomeTM Why is Jakob Dylan a jerk? What happened?12:34 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to AwesomeTM
What? Me blogging?! http://tiny.cc/OaBfV12:08 AM Jul 11th from web
See at the 20 second mark where Jakob Dylan is staring and then talking? Yeah, I was on the receiving end of that!! http://tiny.cc/G3j6h3:44 PM Jul 10th from web
@KerrySheats Haha, I totally agree with you about white jeans.9:29 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to KerrySheats
I met Jakob Dylan and he talked to ME during a song!! Swooning!9:22 PM Jul 9th from web
Off to the Wallflowers concert. Here's hoping I don't get arrested for sexually assaulting Jakob Dylan.2:36 PM Jul 9th from web
You know how some people have an intense hate for Comic Sans? Well I feel that way about Curlz.6:38 PM Jul 8th from web
Overheard: JOSH: Gavin, I have to go. I don't have time to do that. GAVIN: You lost your watch?2:37 PM Jul 8th from web
Jakob Dylan, Andy Samberg, Paul Rudd, Shia Labeouf, John Stewart - My celeb crushes. All Jewish. My hubby looks Jewish. This is weird.10:24 AM Jul 8th from web
Going to the Wallflowers concert tomorrow!! Hope Jakob Dylan notices my new outfit! #JakobDylanIsMyPretendBoyfriend10:00 AM Jul 8th from web
Falling down the stairs (again) and falling asleep on our shitty couch = me digging into my leftover Hydrocodone from my c-section8:43 AM Jul 8th from web
@CPAMom Oooh, yeah. That's a bad one too.1:05 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to CPAMom