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  1. Me: "Gav, go put your dishes in the sink please." Gavin who was watching a movie: "I can't. I'm very busy right now." about 15 hours ago from web
  2. I just almost cried at the Christmas Folgers coffee commercial. I think I need to go to bed. 9:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Hahahahaha- http://bit.ly/8T5ncC 1:22 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. OMG! Just took a photo that is of holiday card caliber of both my children looking at the camera and smiling. Hell must be freezing. 1:16 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. It wouldn't be a Sunday if Josh weren't working on/cussing at his Ghia. 12:10 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. Josh had a gig & I wasn't hungry so I made the kids scrambled eggs, cottage cheese and blueberries for dinner. That's a tasty combo, right? 4:24 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Looking through the cable guide and see, "My Stepson, My Lover." Really, Lifetime? Really? Not necessary. 1:22 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. @jakobdylanfans Thanks for the follow! You do such a great job with the site. 11:51 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to jakobdylanfans
  9. @lavenderlily16 You don't even know how excited I am to see this cake! 10:00 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to lavenderlily16
  10. RT @JimCarrey: 150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are develping a vaccine. 9:57 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. @lavenderlily16 Uh-oh. 7:40 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to lavenderlily16
  12. How do you keep a 1yo from sticking Cheerios and any other small piece of food, into every hole in her head? It's getting gross over here. 7:37 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. RT @rookiemoms: From my MIL: The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children worse than yours 3:23 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. Because I'm a good friend. http://motherhoodwink.typep... 7:46 AM Nov 18th from TypePad
  15. Maggie just shushed everyone in the room then said, "Ello?" into her play phone. She emulates well. 5:50 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. So I got a couple of tweets back and apparently Josh is too late in the game. Cuts is for men. Be better if it were Nuts though. 2:55 PM Nov 17th from web
  17. @ModernMatriarch Haha, I've never heard of it. 2:52 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to ModernMatriarch
  18. @gershonmarx Figures. 2:51 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to gershonmarx
  19. Josh: "Curves is just for women? That's sexist. I'm going to make a gym called 'Nuts' where only men can join." 1:34 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. The sickness seems to have left our house. I guess it wasn't the Swine flu after all. I let the media's love of fear over facts fool me.Oops 12:57 PM Nov 15th from web