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  1. @ the pet sitter's I was aloud 2 sit on the sofa. I'm doing it here 2. @berzerkeley isn't thrilled so she made me a bed on the floor. #SCORE 12:35 PM Nov 12th from web
  2. nom nom nom! RT @gregaronowitz My neighbor has an outdoor kitty litter box that my dog treats like an hors d'overs tray! (barf!) 12:53 PM Oct 24th from web
  3. it's time for @berzerkeley to pick up my shit from the backyard. I mean, there's only so many places I can go...I don't like stepping in it. 3:18 PM Oct 2nd from Power Twitter
  4. not really feeling too well today. 4:14 PM Sep 30th from Power Twitter
  5. last night was the break-fast and I found a bunch of chicken spilled on the floor. This morning Maia fed me her egg. Now I have gas. #stinks 1:25 PM Sep 29th from Power Twitter
  6. would like a playmate. #woof 11:52 AM Sep 23rd from Power Twitter
  7. love it when @berzerkeley goes to eat the fanny... hmmm. Tastes like chicken (she shared!). #cafefanny #lunch 2:04 PM Sep 18th from Power Twitter
  8. why did the cat cross the street anyway? He was chasing the chicken. Duh. Woof. 7:55 PM Sep 10th from Power Twitter
  9. woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof<from the window I see a cat crossing the street. I bark to piss @berzerkeley off 7:55 PM Sep 10th from Power Twitter
  10. wwoof. That is all. 1:35 PM Aug 27th from Power Twitter
  11. umyumchompyum - @berzerkeley shared her chicken sandwich with me. I have no idea what I did right -- how to replicate? 2:36 PM Aug 21st from Power Twitter
  12. oh yeh- #followfriday @MollyDog388 cause she's my bitch. Sadly she lives with 2 cats @cleavis & @smallysmall so I'm not allowed to go visit. 2:11 PM Jul 24th from web
  13. they R saying I'll get used 2 the stairs & will figure them out. YO @berzerkeley & friends! I'm an OLD DOG! We don't learn new tricks! 2:08 PM Jul 24th from web
  14. so... @berzerkeley found a house w a big backyard. Sadly, the stairs 2 the yard R so steep that I fell on my ass trying 2 get up them. #ouch 2:07 PM Jul 24th from web
  15. hmmm. for some reason lots of naked gurls followed me tonight. I'ma CANINE sweeties - not a a"dog"dog. #woof 1:45 AM Jul 19th from web
  16. Mmmmm,,,mmmmummmm @bErzerkeley is doing something with a comb and ohhhmmmm gggeee don't know if it feels good or bad ... 11:51 AM Jul 18th from web
  17. daze like this (hothothot) were not meant for dogz like me (bigblackandfurry) #pant 3:21 PM Jul 14th from web
  18. wondering what woof wednesday has in store for me ... bacon? 11:14 AM Jul 8th from web
  19. also, if I poo in the backyard, I always do it under @berzerkeley 's window. The breeze blows the scent inside & makes her love me more. 10:58 AM Jul 4th from web
  20. This pisses @berzerkeley off & makes me laugh. 10:52 AM Jul 4th from web