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MorvenProctor

  1. @maevomc I won't lie- you've tempted me. It's that or a modern take on the mullet. Maybe. 2:46 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maevomc
  2. Considering crowd sourcing ideas for my haircut today. 2:22 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @shennners And a flaming cloak. I'd really like a flaming cloak. 1:54 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shennners
  4. @Jen_Hastings @drtomflynn @ruthy2708 if we got chickens & grew some oats we'd be self-sufficient (Marcel is ok, isn't he?) 1:49 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jen_Hastings
  5. @ruthbrewer I respect yr commitment to supporting local enterprise! The pizza place gave us free coleslaw, rhubarb crumble & custard. 1:44 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ruthbrewer
  6. @shennners the 1st one. Would like to learn how to shoot a bow and arrow. Gotta be a handy skil. 1:42 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shennners
  7. The Hunger Games is too good. I'm phoning for pizza. 10:21 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. OK, I have to stop reading The Hunger Games and go make dinner. Right now. *plumps up cushions on sofa for extra comfort* 9:41 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Jangleton @thegrammarnymph thank you for birthday wishes! 12:47 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jangleton
  10. @ruthy2708 thank you! Had a lovely day :) 12:47 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ruthy2708
  11. @ajbridgwater @thegrammarnymph thanks! 12:46 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ajbridgwater
  12. @woodo79 @thegrammarnymph ha ha! Thanks! 12:46 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to woodo79
  13. @TheSCGuy @thegrammarnymph thanks! 12:46 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSCGuy
  14. @Funnyusername96 @thegrammarnymph thank you, v kind! 12:45 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Funnyusername96
  15. @Vespillo_Rich @thegrammarnymph thanks! 12:45 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Vespillo_Rich
  16. @Thegrammarnymph well, you must also have a gin once they've gone. And then come here for more gin. 3:04 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Thegrammarnymph
  17. @Thegrammarnymph I insist that you must have a gin to celebrate my birthday remotely. 3:01 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Thegrammarnymph
  18. I'm not sure whether @DrTomFlynn & @gary_hughes performance is very good or the worst thing ever twitter.com/MorvenProctor/… 2:35 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. And his re-imagining of Take That's Shine must be the first single. 1:47 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Josh Wright must release an album immediately. 1:46 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone