Mortythemouth
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Have to get some rest so i can make out the recipe and shopping lists for the massive thanksgiving day cook up.
12:19 AM Nov 24th
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@ I don't mind it,but when they want me to take sides it's hard to choose.
12:10 AM Nov 24th
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You're not a second too late if you're just in the nick of time.
12:05 AM Nov 24th
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Watching my cats chase each other around is almost as entertaining as watching .
12:01 AM Nov 24th
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Insert coin,turn handle,wait,insert another coin,turn handle,wait,kick machine,walk away in disgust.
11:55 PM Nov 23rd
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There may be seven dog years to one human year,Howard,but you're not getting seven parties.--Howard Huge
11:51 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.
11:37 PM Nov 23rd
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It's time for some .
11:34 PM Nov 23rd
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Darkness of the mind...cobwebs of the soul...i think it might be a troll.
11:33 PM Nov 23rd
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You can get burned trying to make a home on the open range.
11:18 PM Nov 23rd
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Showering your girlfriend with gifts won't clean her up,it will only make her dirtier.
11:06 PM Nov 23rd
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Please be careful when taking to BlackBerrys in a storm.
10:59 PM Nov 23rd
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That was my stupidest tweet ever.
10:46 PM Nov 23rd
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Sometimes when you put two and two together it equals 22.
10:43 PM Nov 23rd
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It's not just the food;it's the context in which food is being eaten.--Terry Wilson
10:41 PM Nov 23rd
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I love the way you say idiot to @@Schwarzenegger.
10:32 PM Nov 23rd
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During the tweet period my responses may be a little slow but input and pointers will be welcome.
10:23 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Sure no problem,start driving and when you get close tweet me for the address.
10:15 PM Nov 23rd
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@ I guess i have to tell you I'm a UCLA fan,however i believe we could still get along.
10:13 PM Nov 23rd
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tweets will start with shopping for ingredients tomorrow until sit down time and bore everyone to death.
10:08 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Morty
- Location Left Field
- Bio Follow at your own risk,smartass,Anipal lover,humor,backwordologgist,greenie,realist
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