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Mortycja

@RossWiddows oh have you now? Let's check that out shall we? ; ) 3:38 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows ok grandad. Go back to your power napping. All that lobster tanning must have taken all your energy lol 3:32 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows I won't get as good as you, pretty sure of that since there can only be one fucking hero. Proud much? 3:29 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows apparently you only need a few pints to master a fucking hero language so I'm sure I'll be fine =P 3:24 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows I would love to see your bible, the one with chapters lol 3:18 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows @will8el can you show me where in the bible says there's no ceiling in hell plz =P 3:16 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@will8el @rosswiddows he'll be fine, I just won't let him use the 3D glasses lol 3:12 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to will8el
@will8el Blair witch project is too heavy for beginners like @RossWiddows but we are gonna start the training with Saw, all seven of them :D 3:05 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to will8el
@will8el looks cool but not scary enough for me and since I do the washing now I wouldn't want @rosswiddows to shit his pants lol 2:54 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to will8el
@RossWiddows who's Charley???? You can't possibly mean Charlie??? =P 1:39 AM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows what about it? =P 12:29 AM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows <------ bed or sofa? #smellyboy 2:34 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows what's fastastic??? Is it a fast stick? =P 6:59 AM May 23rd via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
Ad break... Walks upstairs to put her slendertone belt and shorts on #mybigfatfetish 2:36 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for Android
Feeling sick already :-/ #mybigfatfetish 2:06 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for Android
It's always darkest before that dawn, right...? 5:23 AM May 21st via UberSocial for Android
@RossWiddows too late, they've already been. 1:21 AM May 21st via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows ok ok. Does it mean it has something to do with me? =D 2:32 AM May 17th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows why not??? 2:24 AM May 17th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows
@RossWiddows what have you been booking now?? 2:06 AM May 17th via UberSocial for Android in reply to RossWiddows

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Name Anna Zawada
Bio Full time student, part time lesbian drama counsellor. Same page.

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