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  1. Sometimes, old friends of friends come to the bar, and I'm like, "Would you just fuck her already and quit with the sexual tension?!" about 13 hours ago from txt
  2. You're not at the Office until Don't Stop Believin' comes on the jukebox. 5:54 PM Oct 24th from txt
  3. OK, maybe he's not Barry. 6:52 PM Oct 5th from txt
  4. In other news, Mike Tirico and the MNF crew are playing ookie cookie with a Brett Favre cardboard cutout. 6:38 PM Oct 5th from txt
  5. Barry Sanders is the only back I've ever seen who could do things like Adrian just did. Freak. 6:35 PM Oct 5th from txt
  6. @jellismate The road goes on forever and the party never ends. 2:32 AM Oct 4th from txt
  7. Drunk people conversations get derailed because they're one qualifying statement after another. Parenthetical FTW! 8:09 PM Oct 2nd from txt
  8. Well, that's unfortunate for the Bears. There goes the 3-2 final score. 6:44 PM Sep 13th from txt
  9. If this game ends 3-2, that is PURE WIN. 6:35 PM Sep 13th from txt
  10. Holy crap. Cutler sucks. 6:28 PM Sep 13th from txt
  11. If booze, lack of exercise, smoking, skin cancer, irregular heartbeat, or poor diet don't kill me, the fucking Cubs will. Assholes. 6:13 PM Aug 25th from txt
  12. I got free tickets to sit in the grass at an A League game and was 50 feet from a possible future Hall of Fame pitcher. 7:54 PM Aug 20th from txt
  13. Old Style is the official beer of the Cubs because they've both been disappointing people for 100 years. 7:33 PM Aug 20th from txt
  14. Watching Carlos Zambrano warm up at O'Brien Field, Peoria, IL. Pictures to follow later. 4:50 PM Aug 20th from txt
  15. Max, Rob, Scott, Daryl, and I exchanging work stories. Win. 10:00 PM Aug 12th from txt
  16. What is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band? #celebrityjeopardy 1:15 PM Aug 12th from txt
  17. Benches clear! 4:57 PM Aug 11th from txt
  18. Eagle 2 on hole 1 at Sunny Wood. Good start. #GoldenTee2009 6:15 PM Aug 4th from txt
  19. Tigers struggling against the O's. Unhappy I am. 5:49 PM Aug 4th from txt
  20. I can't imagine the frustration of Joey Votto, being a good player on an atrocious team. 5:07 PM Aug 4th from txt