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Mortim

In the middle of Piccadilly Circus. Not an elephant in sight. Outraged. 6:54 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
The hivemind is in Trafalgar Square. Six of the raggedy birds rounded me up against a fountain and threatened to drown me... 6:09 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
The pigeons here are different. More devious somehow. I believe they might be operating in cells, the mastermind pigeon can't be far... 6:02 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Starting my #London trip in style. Forgot my watch but luckily they've got this massive clock in town. Convenient huh? 4:57 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
We spied a curious-looking nestbox with an inscription that read "Tweet & ye shall be re-tweeted". #sworcery 3:06 PM Apr 16th, 2011 via Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
We are profoundly grateful that you have chosen to participate in this experimental treatment for acute soul-sickness. #sworcery 3:01 PM Apr 16th, 2011 via Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
I entered my name for a chance to be in BioShock Infinite! Enter yours in the @IrrationalGames Name in The Game event: http://j.mp/hm983e 12:25 PM Apr 10th, 2011 via web
Large #Police gathering outside Christopher's Bar. Newland Street #Lincoln Lincoln. Footpath has been taped off. Any idea what's happening? 5:53 AM Mar 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Three confirmed successful orders for #ipad2 on #apple uk online store within minutes of each other. Spilt beer in all the excitement... 6:16 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Apple uk online store now appears to be working! 6:07 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
@_iKhaled I feel your pain! Not leaving this chair until I have an order confirmation though... 5:22 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _iKhaled
@fractiouschimp Nope, just going around in circles... I'm not giving up though! 5:20 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fractiouschimp
Can't order an ipad from @apple store :S Keeps saying 'Oops'. Panic setting in... 4:50 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
Just tried Ghostbuster: Sanctum of Slime. Disappointing waste of a good opportunity IMHO. Great idea, poor execution. 1:32 PM Mar 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Sorry #internationalwomensday but #pancakeday has beaten you to it. Move along quietly now... 5:20 AM Mar 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
One done, just another six dozen or so to go in the countdown to #pancakeday yfrog.com/h37ddetj 1:14 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
@fourzerotwo The IW forums seriously need managing properly. They are filling with spam and illicit material at your expense. 4:16 PM Oct 30th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
@timminchin Simply superb set last night at Notto. Without a doubt the best performance from you yet by my books. Made my year! 1:42 AM Oct 29th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
@fourzerotwo Is there anything you WILL comment on? Any of the hundreds of posts from the PC community you're ignored for instance? #MW2 12:59 AM Oct 29th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fourzerotwo
I couldn't fit both the #irony and #conspiracy tags into that last tweet... 12:25 AM Oct 28th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone

Name Tom Hardman
Location England, UK
Web http://www.suitab...
Bio Singer, artist, explorer... I'm none of these, but I do write, and when I write, I write good.