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Mortim

  1. In the middle of Piccadilly Circus. Not an elephant in sight. Outraged.
  2. The hivemind is in Trafalgar Square. Six of the raggedy birds rounded me up against a fountain and threatened to drown me...
  3. The pigeons here are different. More devious somehow. I believe they might be operating in cells, the mastermind pigeon can't be far...
  4. Starting my #London trip in style. Forgot my watch but luckily they've got this massive clock in town. Convenient huh?
  5. We spied a curious-looking nestbox with an inscription that read "Tweet & ye shall be re-tweeted". #sworcery
  6. We are profoundly grateful that you have chosen to participate in this experimental treatment for acute soul-sickness. #sworcery
  7. I entered my name for a chance to be in BioShock Infinite! Enter yours in the @IrrationalGames Name in The Game event: http://j.mp/hm983e
  8. Large #Police gathering outside Christopher's Bar. Newland Street #Lincoln Lincoln. Footpath has been taped off. Any idea what's happening?
  9. Three confirmed successful orders for #ipad2 on #apple uk online store within minutes of each other. Spilt beer in all the excitement...
  10. Apple uk online store now appears to be working!
  11. @_iKhaled I feel your pain! Not leaving this chair until I have an order confirmation though...
  12. @fractiouschimp Nope, just going around in circles... I'm not giving up though!
  13. Can't order an ipad from @apple store :S Keeps saying 'Oops'. Panic setting in...
  14. Just tried Ghostbuster: Sanctum of Slime. Disappointing waste of a good opportunity IMHO. Great idea, poor execution.
  15. Sorry #internationalwomensday but #pancakeday has beaten you to it. Move along quietly now...
  16. One done, just another six dozen or so to go in the countdown to #pancakeday yfrog.com/h37ddetj
  17. @fourzerotwo The IW forums seriously need managing properly. They are filling with spam and illicit material at your expense.
  18. @timminchin Simply superb set last night at Notto. Without a doubt the best performance from you yet by my books. Made my year!
  19. @fourzerotwo Is there anything you WILL comment on? Any of the hundreds of posts from the PC community you're ignored for instance? #MW2
  20. I couldn't fit both the #irony and #conspiracy tags into that last tweet...