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  1. That's it for me. Goodnight. Happy Thanksgiving a little early!
  2. @MontiLee even better! LMAO
  3. @MontiLee I just re read that and it really made me laugh. Lol porn.
  4. @bhaddad thanks #atleastistillhaveareasontoownahairbrush
  5. @MontiLee no. I cuss a lot.
  6. @bhaddad not YOU...some OTHER guy who's not as funny as me.
  7. @bhaddad you shouldn't be fucking popcorn #nevereatthepopcornatcrocershouse
  8. @TerenceSmelser ROFL. I was worried for a second...
  9. @NikkiJustNikki oh don't worry. @bhaddad will get boring again any second. :D
  10. @bhaddad not everybody does that every time they're out in public...#oraroundcats
  11. I know...you're thinking "what the fuck is wrong with that bitch?". Here...find out www.morticiasden.blogspot.com
  12. Me too RT @Happymaker: I love Alton Brown.
  13. @TerenceSmelser but...standing and staring is uncomfortable....
  14. @ReidAdair dammit!
  15. @mbreinholt I bring tranquilizer darts :D
  16. RT @bhaddad: @NikkiJustNikki I say the same thing to the wife all the time. I mean, her strap-on is dishwasher safe <-but is yours?
  17. @mbreinholt I'm only getting away with NOT going because my husband is away. I'm still screwed for Christmas. Lol
  18. RT @ReidAdair: Dear couple at the next table, no one wants to watch you dry-hump each other. Get a room. <-u really need to tweet video
  19. @mbreinholt that wins. Lol
  20. @AnnaTarkov wow. Sounds nice. I like her voice.