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  1. @dakotaspells AWESOME.
  2. Canceled my credit card identity protection plan. $10/month for a card I don't even use plus finance charges? Now that's theft.
  3. don't cook oatmeal in an aluminum pot, kids. learn from me.
  4. @jasontellslaine They up the average person's d-bag quotient by 30%.
  5. @ian_crowther EXACTLY. It's junior year all over again, except that Pandora wasn't around then. #ismyageshowing
  6. Neutral Milk Hotel station on Pandora, instant ramen lunch at 3pm. It's that kind of Friday.
  7. I forget what I used to do for fun on the internet.
  8. Broken-hearted in Brooklyn? Summon Death Bear this weekend to help you move on: http://bit.ly/7DHaWO
  9. leftover pasta never tasted so good
  10. @ian_crowther They've been saying that for months. I'll believe it when I see it. And by "it," I mean a B61 EVER on time. Ever.
  11. Dear B61, Would it kill you to ever be on time? If not, please be on time. If so, please be on time.
  12. Teddy Roosevelt was gay for nature. #thequotableian
  13. ...and @ian_crowther is quick on the draw: http://bit.ly/4JlvWj. How was I to know? I'm not that kind of nerd.
  14. wherein I google "batcave giant penny t-rex"
  15. "Do you have a bathtub you don’t mind soaking your tortoise in?"
  16. tonight I do ENOUGH LAUNDRY
  17. who need a brass crab? http://bit.ly/5asgen
  18. Snow! And rain, too, but who's counting.
  19. Too dreary to drag laundry to the 'mat. Temporary reprieve.
  20. "I see you, blondie & I recognize you." false & creepy catcall on 4th ave.