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  1. Forgot my phone, so don't call me today. Unless you just want to leave a voicemail. If that's what you want, today's a good day to call. 8:24 AM Dec 17th from web
  2. @spotastic It's not a MacBook, is it? http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Replace_a_MacBook_Screen 1:41 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. I am 10% interested in news about Tiger Woods playing golf, and 0% interested in news about his troubled marriage. 8:01 AM Dec 8th from web
  4. Between 10/25 and 11/25 my calendar has 3 days without improv-related activities scheduled. Today's day 2 of 3. 2:10 PM Nov 4th from web
  5. Hottest rapper in the game right now? Next Lil Wayne? http://bit.ly/2o6IK 7:33 AM Oct 25th from web
  6. I assume you're all already following @peeweeherman, right? 10:02 AM Sep 23rd from web
  7. Good news, unless you like it when I have cancer: http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/889 6:24 PM Sep 22nd from web
  8. Please don't do anything fun until I get back to NYC on the 27th. Thank you. 10:59 AM Sep 19th from web
  9. @ullavirtanen I've heard them, and I'm generally in favor of hardcore cello music. 7:10 AM Sep 14th from web in reply to ullavirtanen
  10. Skipping the goth rock cello band concert; going to stay in my darkened basement and watch True Blood. 1:51 PM Sep 13th from web
  11. Auditioned for a reality show, saw Charlie Sanders play coked-up Daniel Radcliffe, used the "cancer card" on a panhandler. 11:00 PM Sep 12th from web
  12. Tentative plan for the rest of the day: Jealousy, self-loathing, numbness, snapping out of it, dinner, rehearsal, Cage Match. 11:33 AM Sep 10th from web
  13. NYC comedy nerd friends: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/553 (trust me, click the link quickly) 11:40 AM Sep 1st from web
  14. 3pm to 1am will be action packed: World's Greatest Dad, Enormous Television, Made-Up Musical, Jammin' With Ralph. 8:27 AM Aug 28th from web
  15. @totallymorgan Be careful what you wish for. Everybody with a friend named Morgan thinks "@morgan" goes to them. 10:21 PM Aug 20th from web in reply to totallymorgan
  16. Healthcare reform may be a life or death issue for me. So I'm qualified to say: CALM DOWN, IDIOTS. PUT AWAY THE GUNS/HITLERS. 7:26 AM Aug 20th from web
  17. If somebody scores me a ticket to the Monty Python reunion, I will marry them. If they want. http://bit.ly/rgAH7 1:57 PM Aug 18th from web
  18. Accidentally created throat napalm with dry hardboiled egg yolk and hotsauce. #evilsalad 9:44 AM Aug 13th from web
  19. Finalizing my #DCM11 nap/show schedule, #improvnyc. Now is your LAST CHANCE to beg me to sit in. Don't blow this! 6:34 AM Aug 13th from web
  20. Dems: What's our new secret plan for murdering seniors and handicapped kids, now that the GOP has discovered the first one? 8:30 AM Aug 11th from web