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when your bed is warm and your dream is rude and your hand's restless and your knob is hard...about 4 hours agovia TweetDeck
and the light is out and the room is dark and the curtains drawn and you're on your own?about 4 hours agovia TweetDeck
what do you do in the middle of the night, when it's dead, dead quiet and your mum's asleep and your dad's asleep and the door is shut...about 4 hours agovia TweetDeck
i'm surprised more people don't wear dust masks in abq. it's sandier than a nun's vagina here.about 4 hours agovia TweetDeck
*goes up to random kid, wearing a dust mask* am i pretty? "uh, sure..." *takes it off, revealing my face* and now? "HELL NO!!"about 4 hours agovia TweetDeck