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MorbidandPretty

Mammals are animals. And no god didn't give us milk to care for our child we were born that way. God didn't do it. It's called evolution. 1:22 PM May 10th via Twitter for Android
Omg are you fucking serious? We the human species are animals. If you think otherwise then please PLEASE tell me what we are. 1:16 PM May 10th via Twitter for Android
@corymc5 thanks for the follow 1:07 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
"@corymc5: "Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist." And they say romance is dead" lfmao I <3 Craigslist! 12:49 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
@willaymerich they aren't allowed in our bedroom when baby is sleeping and that upset them a little. 2:00 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to willaymerich
@willaymerich life is a little harder for my kitties. They're play area got smaller when the baby came home. 1:34 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to willaymerich
Blast from my past...they grow up too fast twitter.com/MorbidandPrett… 3:33 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for Android
Kathryn Anne twitter.com/MorbidandPrett… 5:35 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
@doingtaylor lol I did that yesterday. And then hid eggs while having contractions this morning. 6:57 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android in reply to doingtaylor
@doingtaylor I wish you were too. Tell your mom to Facebook me her number so i can text her 12:26 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android in reply to doingtaylor
So I'm in labor...looks like an Easter baby is in the works 10:54 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android
So Josh found 46 clovers with 4 leaves or more. I must have one extremely lucky man. twitter.com/MorbidandPrett… 3:40 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for Android
@ZodiacFacts lmao my bf is a Capricorn and found 46 four leaf clovers today in about a two min period. twitter.com/MorbidandPrett… 3:37 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to ZodiacFacts
NotGaryBusey Some people say that body piercing is a sin. But didn't Jesus have his body pierced? 11:03 AM Mar 27th via web Retweeted by MorbidandPretty and 115 others
Got lots of baby stuff yesterday. I can already feel the weight lifting off my shoulders. 6:51 AM Mar 25th via Twitter for Android
@doingtaylor I have everything from Rob Zombie to Allen Jackson you can even throw in some classic swing music. 12:52 PM Mar 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to doingtaylor
@doingtaylor you would learn that my music taste is random as hell 12:49 PM Mar 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to doingtaylor
@ProSexTips if men gave birth they wouldn't have a penis left to play with. Be glad you can't give birth 10:09 AM Mar 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to ProSexTips
@ProSexTips at first a misread that as "crazy bitch" I think it's safe to say they are really crazy bitches. Classy bitches don't exist. 8:11 AM Mar 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to ProSexTips
@doingtaylor there is never a bad time to watch a scary movie 3:10 AM Mar 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to doingtaylor

Name Amanda Proctor
Location Tunnel Hill, GA
Web http://sweetsmile...
Bio I'm the type of person you just have to know to get. Ask questions I'll answer.