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MorbidandPretty

  1. Mammals are animals. And no god didn't give us milk to care for our child we were born that way. God didn't do it. It's called evolution.
  2. Omg are you fucking serious? We the human species are animals. If you think otherwise then please PLEASE tell me what we are.
  3. @corymc5 thanks for the follow
  4. "@corymc5: "Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist." And they say romance is dead" lfmao I <3 Craigslist!
  5. @willaymerich they aren't allowed in our bedroom when baby is sleeping and that upset them a little.
  6. @willaymerich life is a little harder for my kitties. They're play area got smaller when the baby came home.
  7. Blast from my past...they grow up too fast twitter.com/MorbidandPrett…
  8. Kathryn Anne twitter.com/MorbidandPrett…
  9. @doingtaylor lol I did that yesterday. And then hid eggs while having contractions this morning.
  10. @doingtaylor I wish you were too. Tell your mom to Facebook me her number so i can text her
  11. So I'm in labor...looks like an Easter baby is in the works
  12. So Josh found 46 clovers with 4 leaves or more. I must have one extremely lucky man. twitter.com/MorbidandPrett…
  13. @ZodiacFacts lmao my bf is a Capricorn and found 46 four leaf clovers today in about a two min period. twitter.com/MorbidandPrett…
  14. Got lots of baby stuff yesterday. I can already feel the weight lifting off my shoulders.
  15. @doingtaylor I have everything from Rob Zombie to Allen Jackson you can even throw in some classic swing music.
  16. @doingtaylor you would learn that my music taste is random as hell
  17. @ProSexTips if men gave birth they wouldn't have a penis left to play with. Be glad you can't give birth
  18. @ProSexTips at first a misread that as "crazy bitch" I think it's safe to say they are really crazy bitches. Classy bitches don't exist.
  19. @doingtaylor there is never a bad time to watch a scary movie