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  1. Never eating Pizza Hut again - particularly in this heat. I think I may be dying. If I puke, I will be angry. 11:18 PM Aug 17th from web
  2. Chase's alarm clock is set to that "Down With the Sickness" song, and if I hear it one more time, my head will literally fall off. 4:49 AM Aug 14th from web
  3. We find out if the baby is a boy or a girl in less than 12 hours!! Butterbean is totally a girl. Mark my words! 7:08 PM Aug 11th from web
  4. I honestly believe that I am the laziest person on earth (while maintaining a full time job). 6:59 PM Aug 9th from web
  5. @Cointrin YouTube is awash with Lady Gaga peen. I really *really* wish I believed it. 9:37 AM Aug 9th from web in reply to Cointrin
  6. Watching Lady Gaga on Jonathan Ross and she is KILLING ME!! On a scale from 1-10, my hate for her sits at around 1,340,087 (give or take). 7:34 PM Aug 8th from web
  7. Dexter ate my favourite pair of underwear this morning, and Chase surprised me with five new pairs tonight to cheer me up. Best bf EVER!! 6:46 PM Aug 7th from web
  8. I may have to start referring to Butterbean as a "he" shortly, unless I plan to move forward with those social experiments. 2:48 PM Jul 30th from web
  9. We find out the baby's sex on Aug 12! 2:48 PM Jul 30th from web
  10. I would be updating my blog a lot more if I wasn't still at work right now! 7:18 PM Jul 20th from web
  11. I am procrastinating. 4:33 AM Apr 27th from web
  12. Is it wrong that I'm watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, AND I'm tearing up a bit? My love of Alexis Bledel knows no bounds. 6:13 AM Mar 28th from web
  13. @meg_m Hey!! No, no. I had to assume a fake identity to avoid She Who Must Not Be Named. I am so glad that you are on Twitter! 3:21 PM Mar 24th from web in reply to meg_m
  14. @Cointrin EEEeeeee!! Also, are you calling me fat?! 5:58 PM Mar 22nd from web in reply to Cointrin
  15. I MUST buy these magnets! http://tinyurl.com/c6axoz 8:02 AM Mar 21st from web
  16. Capital One wants to give me a $300 credit limit, as long as I send them ... $300!! That's not a credit card - that's a bank account! 2:56 AM Mar 20th from web
  17. Oh my god, being a responsible pet owner is a lot of work! 2:54 AM Mar 20th from web
  18. Today i was thinking that if we could read animal's minds life would be better. 7:25 AM Mar 18th from txt
  19. I was telling jeremy that if all humans had telepathy it would be the end of us. 7:22 AM Mar 18th from txt
  20. @Cointrin If Dex thought one negative thing about me - one tiny thing - I would drown him in the bathtub. 3:49 AM Mar 18th from web in reply to Cointrin