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Using shazam in a club…..feel old as fuck 5:18 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
@maysteryjets if you'd have said "david bowie from Labyrinth" i would have said yes. but you didn't. so no 10:44 AM May 28th via web in reply to maysteryjets
@TheStoneyCrow a question we could have done with 5 years ago 10:42 AM May 28th via web in reply to TheStoneyCrow
@kirstiepenman surely it's the use of the words "roughed up" 9:37 AM May 28th via web in reply to kirstiepenman
@PIRATElol what is it you’re doing? Professional Troll Hunter? Do you have a bow and arrow? 3:29 AM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to PIRATElol
it's excruciatingly obvious that Clarence Seedorf is a real football player #socceraid 1:20 PM May 27th via web
@Maplestead4 don’t knock the combine harvester magazine…they have a great word-search every month and the letters page is riveting 10:11 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Maplestead4
@jackyshaw8 i bet you the text was shite as well. i'm now off for two weeks... carnage is on the horizon 8:16 AM May 27th via web in reply to jackyshaw8
@maysteryjets the life lessons you will learn from Hunchback far outweigh those learned while revising for "exams" 8:09 AM May 27th via web in reply to maysteryjets
@ChuckieRoberts you didn't come to my toga party.in fact,no one did.it was just me sitting alone in a bedsheet.i've had worse nights i guess 9:56 PM May 26th via web
@Ruddigger fairly good sun-related art though. give it some glasses and a smiley face and you're all set 8:52 PM May 26th via web in reply to Ruddigger
And it was on this day that America layed down their guns and baseball bats and taught Scotland how to kick a ball into a net 6:50 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
@GlesgaKnow this could be a gubbing. levein must go etc 5:35 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to GlesgaKnow
S’alright, this bird cannae sing either 5:17 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
That’s some pretty poor bagpiping right there.lets hope the soccer is a bit better 5:17 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
@jackyshaw8 how dare you.good birthday champ? Still up? 4:28 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jackyshaw8
@roberta_sparrow it doesn’t even remotely resemble chocolate or cherry!! What are they thinking?! Stinkin Thinkin 1:02 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to roberta_sparrow
Just had a Green & Black dark chocolate with cherry.quite simply the nastiest bit of chocolate I’ve ever had 12:43 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
@sa_hershey haha! nice obscure reference there. I'm renaming next saturday (June 2nd) as World Toga Day. be prepared 8:17 AM May 26th via web in reply to sa_hershey
@ChuckieRoberts toga party. my place. tonight. bring booze 8:15 AM May 26th via web in reply to ChuckieRoberts