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Monty_piechart

  1. Using shazam in a club…..feel old as fuck
  2. @maysteryjets if you'd have said "david bowie from Labyrinth" i would have said yes. but you didn't. so no
  3. @TheStoneyCrow a question we could have done with 5 years ago
  4. @kirstiepenman surely it's the use of the words "roughed up"
  5. @PIRATElol what is it you’re doing? Professional Troll Hunter? Do you have a bow and arrow?
  6. it's excruciatingly obvious that Clarence Seedorf is a real football player #socceraid
  7. @Maplestead4 don’t knock the combine harvester magazine…they have a great word-search every month and the letters page is riveting
  8. @jackyshaw8 i bet you the text was shite as well. i'm now off for two weeks... carnage is on the horizon
  9. @maysteryjets the life lessons you will learn from Hunchback far outweigh those learned while revising for "exams"
  10. @ChuckieRoberts you didn't come to my toga party.in fact,no one did.it was just me sitting alone in a bedsheet.i've had worse nights i guess
  11. @Ruddigger fairly good sun-related art though. give it some glasses and a smiley face and you're all set
  12. And it was on this day that America layed down their guns and baseball bats and taught Scotland how to kick a ball into a net
  13. @GlesgaKnow this could be a gubbing. levein must go etc
  14. S’alright, this bird cannae sing either
  15. That’s some pretty poor bagpiping right there.lets hope the soccer is a bit better
  16. @jackyshaw8 how dare you.good birthday champ? Still up?
  17. @roberta_sparrow it doesn’t even remotely resemble chocolate or cherry!! What are they thinking?! Stinkin Thinkin
  18. Just had a Green & Black dark chocolate with cherry.quite simply the nastiest bit of chocolate I’ve ever had
  19. @sa_hershey haha! nice obscure reference there. I'm renaming next saturday (June 2nd) as World Toga Day. be prepared
  20. @ChuckieRoberts toga party. my place. tonight. bring booze