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  1. @babinabhandari I can saw what I want about my employees. And who needs Playboy when I can date any girl in Springfield!
  2. I wonder why Smithers isn't at work today!
  3. @homersimpson You never want to work Simpson!
  4. @Bigairlovemusic Ooo Bart, that Simpson kid. What a terrible boy. I might employ him one day :-)
  5. @suckerdiyev It is VERY excellent indeed. Thank you.
  6. @louis_cullen Why? Where are you going
  7. @TNTGoesBOOOOM Why the blazers would I want to do that?
  8. @Ti_aki Missed you all too :-)
  9. @whimsicalang Oh my dear fellow, I know lots of things!
  10. RT @Schwarzenegger Video of my closing remarks at the #climate summit – thanks to so many fantastic people for m... http://vid.ly/aeVz
  11. @Schwarzenegger Absolutely brilliant - "It CAN be done". Nuclear is one of the ways forward.
  12. @homersimpson You're usually late anyway Simpson!
  13. @Bigairlovemusic A number of us from Springfield watch The Family Guy, I watch it for all the violence and the mean stuff, it's very funny!
  14. @themetal24 Humble? But I am humble my dear. Being humble in the face of uncertainty keeps you from costly mistakes.
  15. Hope you are all "Excellent". Welcome to all the new faces. Hope the sun is shining wherever you are.
  16. Sorry I've not Twittered for a while, the Post It with my password on it got a coffee stain on it, Smithers has managed to lick it all off!
  17. @Schwarzenegger Eating as you work. I love it, very productive :-)
  18. @choncygardner Nothing makes me cry, crying is weak and weak is bad for business.
  19. @CHRISDJMOYLES Your that funny English fellow! Goodnight my man.
  20. @TERESA_BARROZO Hope you get better weather after the storm :-). Thanks for following me.