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MontyPython

  1. Thank you, Brigitte.
  2. Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive.
  3. It's Bicycle Repair Man!
  4. And the results of Epilogue: God exists by two falls to a submission.
  5. Penguins don't come from next door; they come from the Antarctic!
  6. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Tiger.
  7. Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.
  8. Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
  9. I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
  10. Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
  11. Oh no, you didn't!
  12. He must be a king. Why? He hasn't got shit all over him.
  13. Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
  14. We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
  15. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
  16. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
  17. Ich bin jetzt nicht mehr verseucht.
  18. Brian, mach Dein Zimmer sauber!