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MontyPipeLong

  1. @Mr_Banty_ DM me that ish. I got a new phone/number 2:17 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  2. @Mr_Banty_ a did your number change? 1:56 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to Mr_Banty_
  3. Its a funny story to tell lol. Im imfamous AF on this campus. I need to graduate lol 1:54 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  4. @Stina_Byas well yea. The dickless thing just threw me off. My bad 1:52 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to Stina_Byas
  5. Most def had a moment few days ago where a "keep my name out of your mouth" twitter rant woulda been justified. But thats not my style lmao 1:51 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  6. @Stina_Byas um. Well yea same boat dif needs I feel you lol. 1:47 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to Stina_Byas
  7. Hookah is dead. DVD player just went on strike..... # TheBoredom. I should go throw pop rocks at the drunk people outside. 1:37 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  8. @_OptimusDime lol I know how you feel. You see certain tweets and its like Ding Ding RT lol 1:35 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to _OptimusDime
  9. So the dvd player just quit mid movie...... Yea im mad. I feek like rampaging on some shit. I wont tho cause im scared of jail. 1:33 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  10. @_OptimusDime lol good shit. 1:25 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to _OptimusDime
  11. Running out of shisha. #ThatsThatShitIDontLike 1:19 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  12. "@3_TripleC: I jus microwaved some cookie dough.. so i googled it to see if it's ok! And they told me imma get sick" Fuck lol 1:14 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  13. Watching shrek lol 1:13 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  14. Man what we got to eat in this MFer 1:12 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  15. @imyummyy @Bro_GodFather_ @Bro_RLS oh be nice lol. You that tweet was clutch 12:44 AM May 31st via Mobile Web in reply to imyummyy
  16. @Bro_RLS @imyummyy im sure someone boyfreind is gonna shoot me one day 11:41 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to Bro_RLS
  17. @Stina_Byas I mess with beer and that line. #Jobwelldone 11:36 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to Stina_Byas
  18. «---- one of her freinds "@imyummyy: But honestly my friends get me wetter than my boy." 11:29 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  19. Chimpanzees use sticks as crude tools 10:37 PM May 30th via Mobile Web