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MonstrousJake

  1. Rewrote my blog software (goodbye, Wordpress!) and got all the old articles moved over. http://www.irvania.com/blog/ 1:38 PM Jan 9th, 2011 via web
  2. They make it sound like dithering is a bad thing. 11:06 AM Mar 2nd, 2010 via web
  3. Okay, here's my plan... 7:07 AM Feb 17th, 2010 via web
  4. The Circle of Life keeps on going, in its endless cycle. Except I think my Circle of Life is out-of-round. 6:14 PM Dec 15th, 2009 via web
  5. At what point does everybody decide, "Okay, there are enough Christmas movies now. We don't need to make any more." ? 6:52 PM Nov 24th, 2009 via web
  6. Uh oh. I didn't twit last month. At all. Dude. 6:48 AM Nov 2nd, 2009 via web
  7. Aw gee, I lost one of my followers. Now I'm sad. That's the disadvantage of having spambots for followers. 4:24 AM Sep 11th, 2009 via web
  8. So my question is this: if my feelings get hurt while I'm at work, am I supposed to fill out an accident report or just post it on Facebook? 8:31 AM Aug 28th, 2009 via web
  9. It's a good thing nobody really reads this. 12:13 PM Aug 24th, 2009 via web
  10. I really should have thought twice about getting all those Hello Kitty tattoos. 12:13 PM Aug 24th, 2009 via web
  11. If I hook my Twitter account directly to my Facebook acount in a closed loop, will they... hey, wait a minute... 1:02 PM Aug 11th, 2009 via web
  12. If I hook my Twitter account directly to my Facebook account in a closed loop, will they both update each other until they explode? 2:13 PM Aug 1st, 2009 via web
  13. Yeah, yeah. All my bases are belong to you. Yeah, I know. 2:13 AM Jul 9th, 2009 via web
  14. Never put off 'til tomorrow something you can get someone else to do today. That's my motto. 4:51 AM May 25th, 2009 via web
  15. I thought about having some "Voltoon loves you. I, however, do not." t-shirts made up. 5:13 PM May 24th, 2009 via web
  16. Life just hasn't been the same since I learned the cosmic truth that waffles are really just a vehicle for butter and syrup. 8:46 AM May 9th, 2009 via web
  17. I'm waiting to see how long it takes someone to notice that I haven't updated this in 24 days. Not much danger of that happening. 12:30 PM May 2nd, 2009 via web
  18. What have you done for me lately? Oh, yeah. That. 2:59 AM Apr 8th, 2009 via web
  19. "I am," I said to no one there. "No you're not!" replied the chair. 10:27 AM Apr 1st, 2009 via web
  20. Is it wrong of me to want to hear Karen Carpenter singing "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?" 7:36 AM Mar 27th, 2009 via web