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Monkey_Fist

  1. Fuck yeah American food twitter.com/Monkey_Fist/st… 12:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  2. Anonymous asked: Oh that’s rough! I feel ashamed to be a Brit right now. SORRY. tmblr.co/ZwRlByMFXgmV 1:30 PM May 27th via Tumblr
  3. Souvenir from London: tmblr.co/ZwRlByMFXRUz 1:29 PM May 27th via Tumblr
  4. Kafkaesque tmblr.co/ZwRlByMFQh7b 1:01 PM May 27th via Tumblr
  5. theleahzeppelin asked: How does one get kicked out of the UK? I need to take notes for when I head over.... tmblr.co/ZwRlByMFNwao 12:50 PM May 27th via Tumblr
  6. Anonymous asked: did you really get kicked out? tmblr.co/ZwRlByMFNT4w 12:48 PM May 27th via Tumblr
  7. I got kicked out. Europe and back in 24 hours. And a missing bag. Good times: tmblr.co/ZwRlByMF1yjX 11:17 AM May 27th via Tumblr
  8. Opted not to ask British Airways yesterday if I would get the miles for my deportation flight. 9:54 AM May 27th via web
  9. Red Sox game in half an hour. Think I'll kick back, watch, enjoy, pretend everything is normal, and get drunk (again) 9:52 AM May 27th via web
  10. I am vertical. Technically. Lots of mental junk to sift thru, more later. 9:36 AM May 27th via web
  11. "insane" is one of many words that have sprung to mind in tbe last 36. Kafakaesque another, if it only was nt so damn cliche 12:00 AM May 27th via web
  12. @blam @monkey_fist "that information is irrelevant to this enquiry" 11:31 PM May 26th via web in reply to blam
  13. @Monkey_Fist @blam "and who was your client/" 11:28 PM May 26th via web in reply to Monkey_Fist
  14. @blam @monkey_fist I dont fucking lie. :"when is the last time you did graphics work on the computer for money" 11:27 PM May 26th via web in reply to blam
  15. @blam @monkey_fist "it is believed that ms Konigmacher will attempt to earn monery by "blogging" during her stay in the UK 11:21 PM May 26th via web in reply to blam
  16. @Monkey_Fist @blam and an attractive American woman having a relationshipwith a bald 50 year old civil servant 11:13 PM May 26th via web in reply to Monkey_Fist
  17. @blam @monkey_fist I was denied entry because I am a freelance blogger. 11:12 PM May 26th via web in reply to blam
  18. @blam @monkey_fist hi brian. this has been the single worst day of my life. 11:05 PM May 26th via web in reply to blam
  19. I expect to be fairly hungover and decompressing. 10:51 PM May 26th via web
  20. back in the US of A, btw. Over and back in 24 hours. Oh yes, I will write about this. Just not in the next day's aftermath an' shit. 10:50 PM May 26th via web
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