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  1. Words of wisdom for the day: If you don't want to be called a butthole, don't act like one.
  2. ♫ They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down and hope that we will never see the truth around ♫
  3. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
  4. Pepto Bismol: Don't eat Christmas dinner without it. Wow.
  5. We haven't even started cooking dinner yet and I already want to kill my family. Yep, must be Christmas.
  6. Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, eventful Ramadan. Also, Happy Festivus!
  7. ♫ Rise up and take the power back; it's time that the fat cats had a heart attack ♫
  8. I've listened to 5 (soon to be 6) of the top 40 artists of the year at Last.fm; that's much higher than I assumed. http://is.gd/5ygAL
  9. That is amazing! RT @drewtoothpaste: Amazing hack: Youtube video embedded in a .GIF file. http://is.gd/5xYQq
  10. @Big_Al_TWFE: I have a feeling Fox Noise's "War on Christmas" has something to do with this. It may just be inspiration, it may be more.
  11. My parents got me this awesome chair for Christmas: http://is.gd/5xXVS My ass is very happy.
  12. ♫ Somebody get me out of here; I'm totally not myself. Nobody gives a damn about me or anybody else ♫
  13. I saw a McCain/Palin bumper sticker today. Too bad I didn't have a Sharpie, because I really wanted to black out "McCain".
  14. Esp. if you're Fox News. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Don't use the phrase "sources have said" unless you can't get any real sources to say anything
  15. ♫ They will stop degrading us ♫
  16. I'm waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone
  17. Daily Show and Colbert are going HD on Jan 4th! Wee! Now I just need DirecTV to carry MSNBC HD for Olbermann HD goodness.
  18. Iowa fans, you have my support. I also live in a market with an evil Sinclair affiliate. http://is.gd/5sHib
  19. I doubled my RAM and I'm still 92 GB short of what Weird Al has.
  20. Looks like my mom will finally get a knee replacement. Going to schedule it for some time "in the new year" shortly.