Monkeh
Listening to @ylnt - everything you didn't need to know about their poos. Thanks fellas!
| I just don't get Twitter. Ok? I don't get it! |
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| Honestly, I do internet things to avoid meeting up with people. Why does every webbish group I join suddenly want to 'get together'? Fuck! |
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| @Scribblor Happy birthday, cuteypants! |
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| So... very... cold... |
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| @tankgrrl zomg you coming for visitings? Squee, I say! |
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| Free booze... all I need do is dress up in a corset, apply goggles and tolerate people who bring "my persona" along to parties. Hmmm... |
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| @drtiki http://www.hellokittyonline... *snort* |
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| Thinking about a couple games of 2-up. |
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| Need might and salv plix |
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| Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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| Called 'fag' by a 14 yearold that shelves at a toyshop (he says he can't handle sales) - tragic little twat. I like boys cause I'm a girl. |
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| Concerned about the number of schoolfriends that have found my faceboook. Must lose twenty kilos and gain high-status career this week. |
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| Might break my legs to get out of extended-family dinner tonight. |
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| So I says to him, I says, That's no lady - that's my wife! |
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| @tankgrrl NO U R! <3 |
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| @rstevens There is Red Bull - I don't know about "proper" tho! What's the difference? |
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| I don't GET IT! |
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| Pulling the faux wax-drips off the fittings on my brand-new old chandelier. |
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| Oh GOD why am I up, showered and ready to go so early? |
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