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  1. @PhaCue OMG I JUST saw this. http://tinyurl.com/yb9q7dp You are hilarious. And thank you. I wish. ;) about 8 hours ago from web in reply to PhaCue
  2. Star Worthy. http://favstar.fm/users/one... about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Maybe I should just be a serial relationship jumper like my sister. She hasn't been single in like 14 years. Bitch. about 13 hours ago from web
  4. I wish when I got in a 'funk' it would feel more George Clinton-y. about 13 hours ago from web
  5. DAMN. This video's Hot. I used to date the rapper. I'm still his #1 fan. http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 14 hours ago from web
  6. I'm sad and lonely. Somebody hold me. No...I mean ALL of me, not just my boobs. *sigh* about 14 hours ago from web
  7. I need about 90 new guys in my life so I stop thinking about the ones that don't deserve me. Onlinebootycall.com maybe? about 15 hours ago from web
  8. Ok, Ok, CORRECTION: I think it's unfair that THIS girl can't have wet dreams. about 15 hours ago from web
  9. I think it's unfair that girls can't have wet dreams. about 24 hours ago from txt
  10. Got in trouble for sexually harrassing my 60 year old dishwasher. I told him he had a cute butt. I think my boss is just jealous. 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  11. I don't know why 'sexting' is so popular. I need both hands. 7:56 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  12. Thinking of selling my one liners to Laffy Taffy. 11:39 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  13. If Lady Gaga wanted to be REALLY shocking, she should show up to the MTV music awards in jeans and a Tshirt, with no make-up on. 10:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. http://twitpic.com/qkaqs - Don't let the smile fool ya I'm a cranky bitch. 3:25 PM Nov 22nd from TwitPic
  15. Bah. I feel like I'm hungover without the pleasure of getting blitzed out of my mind last night. My dad's right. Life isn't fair. 3:09 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. Just got out of the shower. I'm wet, thirsty, and super cranky. This must be how newborns feel. Also: Wah. 3:01 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. I find it freaky when people stalk my Twitpics. But the good kind of freaky. 2:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. Getting ready for work. I could've SWORN I just left that fucking place. 2:56 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. I know my son is going to be ok in life. He just used 'literally' correctly. 1:36 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  20. Q wants me to adopt a black baby. Because he 'gets along with black people'. Further proof that my kid is awesome. 4:32 AM Nov 22nd from txt