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monicahamburg

My name is Houaka. I stole this camera. Cops won't find me though 'cause YouTube is blocked from precincts.Or something ow.ly/bcGVi about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
More crazy news + derision & snark on our @rantmehard FB page: facebook.com/sandmrants !fb about 20 hours ago via HootSuite
I never really thought about the "extras of the porn world"... ow.ly/1MQfdF "Porn Machete Murderer" !fb about 21 hours ago via HootSuite
Just remembered I had a weird dream about a man masturbating in my closet. Well, considering I dreamt it, I guess it's not all that weird about 21 hours ago via HootSuite
RT @imchriswilson: "mmm yum! You can really taste that innocence!" -A Veal Ad !fb about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
@DougStanhope If I didn't already think you were hilarious, I just came across your Comedy Death Camp post. Simply. Wonderful. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
This is brilliant & hilarious... dougstanhope.com/journal/2010/7… !fb about 23 hours ago via Tweet Button
"CBC News Network is hiring for new Vancouver team" #yvr #reporters #producers ow.ly/bfOaG !fb 1:29 PM May 30th via HootSuite
@mrjordancohen :) "And, just like your family, we have no taste or class" 1:25 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to mrjordancohen
@mrjordancohen That tweet made me so happy. 1:06 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to mrjordancohen
@nyccrimereport Thanks so much for RTs. P.S. Re: #58, I guess the John's "Respect" class revolves mainly around respecting your own cock...? 1:04 PM May 30th via HootSuite
Were I a suspect in horrific murders, I'd at least be pleased to have this kind of model-y photo of me circulating ow.ly/bfHNE !fb 12:21 PM May 30th via HootSuite
Yay! Thank you! RT @andydixon: @monicahamburg Still loving the podcast too, by the way.. :) 11:23 AM May 30th via HootSuite
At 4am I came up with a name for something (band or other): "Cosmic Goat Cheese". I'm useless at 4am. 11:00 AM May 30th via HootSuite
@TheSomeGuyShow Fantastic :) 9:43 AM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to TheSomeGuyShow
@AnnyChih @asleepinacloud @YamD Sadness and pain is tasty to all! 9:39 AM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to AnnyChih
Salt Made From Tears. Various types. None from heartbreak of realizing I just don't know how to make $... ow.ly/1MZop5 /via @YamD 9:21 AM May 30th via HootSuite
@YamD You are so right! Thanks for that! 9:14 AM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to YamD
This has got to rock RT @GuyMacPherson: Here's the @ivandecker podcast episode of What's So Funny? ow.ly/behSw !fb 8:00 PM May 29th via HootSuite
"The Longform Guide to Coming Out Powerful, personal tales of people going public with their sexual orientation." ow.ly/1MOyFH 6:00 PM May 29th via HootSuite

Name Monica Hamburg
Location Vancouver, British Columbia
Web http://about.me/m...
Bio Writer + Funny Gal + Social Media Evangelist. Co-host of @rantmehard. Promise: no tweets re: what I've eaten unless hospitalized for food poisoning