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  1. Emailing craigslist furniture ads to see if anyone is getting rid of a standard metal bed frame w/support bar across the middle for <$25
  2. My favorite ever scene from CSI is about to play - when Lady Heather straps her daughter's torturer to a truck grill and whips him.
  3. One of my care package girls who gets toiletries and cereal just emailed in need of more...and asked for any spare food. That makes me sad.
  4. @Fru_Gal - I was in the tub one late morning when the demolition work on the upstairs bathroom floor started - sledgehammer on tile. Yeesh.
  5. Threw out my coffee maker on Friday - it was the last thing to go before extermination. Now what do I do???
  6. @mrsmicah - no, not a typo, I meant condoms. Couch & chair are in monstrous sealed plastic bags, aka ill-fitting condoms.
  7. Vacuumed. Pledged the entire floor with a swiffer & paper towels. Stowed new purchases - must be given away before Dec 1.
  8. Holy cow, this place is looking really close to the maximum level of acceptability I can hope for with my couch & chair in condoms.
  9. I really don't need more than 2 pots, 1 pan, 1 spatula, 1 big spoon, 2 mugs, 1 glass & 2ea of eating utensils. Mm, minimalism, I heart you.
  10. Crap. I ate too fast & now I need someone to BURP me. And I've spent the last hour on the verge of a tantrum because I can't find my spices.
  11. @xpressbus - I know! And if they complain again, I'll drop a big pot on the parquet floor at 3am.
  12. Somebody just had the BALLS to complain about me moving things around my apartment?? WTF, they're going through this sh*t too!
  13. @RevancheGS - yes it is, despite the annoyingness of having to unwrap it, bag it, haul it into the apartment, etc.
  14. Hm, when did Twitter change from "What are you doing?" to "What's happening?" Certainly more accurate to how I use it.
  15. New bed has been delivered. Took me 1 hour to put in bug-proof bags and drag into the apartment on my own. Hating "on my own" these days.
  16. Visiting my mom in NJ. Really don't want to go back to my apartment and deal with 15 massive garbage bags & 7 crates of my crap.
  17. Still. Not. Done.
  18. Every time I think I'm 10 minutes from done, I remember another pocket of crap. Like the dishes and pots and pans. Greeeeaaaaaaat.
  19. Tears of self-pity and frustration are NOT attractive on anyone, especially an almost-40yo. I f*cking HATE this.
  20. I need a fairy godmother. Or a magic wand. Or a genie in a lamp. Once again, so sore I can barely move.