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Obama's Safe School Czar Charged With Drug Use. Suggests They Change Name Of Job To Plain Old School Czar.
7:47 AM Sep 24th
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Sanjay Gupta Gets H1N1. The Rest of Us Are As Good As Dead.
7:44 AM Sep 24th
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FDA says Big Tobacco can make their products any flavor they want, as long as it's tobacco flavor.
7:02 AM Sep 23rd
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Insane Killer Escapes During Field Trip To Local Fair Since He Was Able To Perfectly Blend In With Carnival Employees.
9:22 AM Sep 18th
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Polish Government Fires Test Missle After Sweden Convinces Them They Are Actually North Korean.
8:07 AM Sep 18th
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Cracker Barrel Bans White Trash 4 Life. Not Usual White Trash, Just One Who Was Scary. Well, Scarier Than Other Customers
7:48 AM Sep 18th
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First Rocky Lifeless Planet Outside Solar System Discovered, Mistaken For City Of Phoenix, Arizona.
9:03 AM Sep 16th
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Facebook Claims 300 Million Users And Finally Makes Some Money By Driving MySpace To His Therapy Sessions.
8:32 AM Sep 16th
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Ex-President Jimmy Carter Says All Rich White Males Hate African Americans. Except Him.
7:46 AM Sep 16th
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Hungary To Except One Guantanamo Detainee. Parents Say It's Hungary's Job To Feed And Take Him On Walks.
7:30 AM Sep 16th
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White Trash Couple Robbed While Having Sex In Dumpster After Being Mistaken For People Who Might Have Something Of Value.
3:05 PM Sep 15th
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S African Government Lodges Complaints Over Gender Tests. Claim They Are 100% Male & Don't Need Any Tests 2 Prove It
11:41 AM Sep 15th
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Obama Calling Kanye West A Jackass Makes AMerican History As First Time ALL Political Parties Agree On A Single Statement.
8:00 AM Sep 15th
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Kanye West's Ability For Douchiness Now Considered A Super-Human Mutant Ability.
7:51 AM Sep 15th
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Jessica Seinfeld Wins Plagerism Case, Returns To Full Time Work At Vandale Industries.
8:33 AM Sep 11th
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Japan's Population Now Has 40,000 Over 100. Much Of Country Watching Weather Channel And Telling Kids To Get Off Lawn.
7:45 AM Sep 11th
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8 Year Old Cheetah Breaks Land Speed Record. Plans To Use Gazelle Pee When Olympic Committee Demands Test For Steroids.
7:30 AM Sep 11th
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Iran Offers Help Ending Terrorism And Rogue Nuclear Weapons. Apparently Country Will Self Destruct in 9 Seconds.
6:53 AM Sep 11th
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Marijuana Found In New Jersey City's Potted Plants On High Street. Well, They Don't Call It High Street For Nothing.
6:29 AM Sep 11th
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Chris Brown Picks Fight With Oprah. Nation Really Hoping She Kicks His Ass
8:59 AM Sep 10th
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