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  1. I've vowed to never buy one of those Bugaboo SUVs... unless they come up with a king-size bed model. Now that is something I could use.
  2. @DrncPno sadly, no. That would have been a moment to remember!
  3. VOD: RT @huffingtonpost 300,000 Birds Swarm Over Denmark At Once http://bit.ly/4EroGT
  4. So bored at work I'm watching men's figure skating. Johnny Weir looks like a cross between Katy Perry & Shia Labeouf. Nice program, though!
  5. bulldog envy! RT @theherbgal Lucy being so cute and adorable http://twitpic.com/orj6h
  6. Should have been born in the 50s. Not only am I old-fashioned when comes to dating/chivalry, but listening to "Bubblegum Oldies" on Pandora.
  7. Have to work today. And the only reason it doesn't totally effing suck is because it bought me a day to go see my MaineMan in Los Angeles.
  8. These days my iPod should just be called iDrown. For iDrown out annoying people. Like the B&T Yanks fans who went to parade on Metro North.
  9. @derek_huff dude, stop having TW-urrets. what's the deal?
  10. following @theherbgal (hat tip @emilyabc) w/ sole hope that she posts more pix of her ridonculous bulldog lucy. http://twitpic.com/oi3dy
  11. orlando gunman has been apprehended. he filed for bankruptcy, he was probably socially awkward & didn't have much success with women. NEXT!
  12. awww... i heart jeter. ( #yankeesparadeonfox live on http://bit.ly/2Pro9s )
  13. honored to be among the sassy RT @brklynprgrrl special sassy diva #FF shouts @divadoll21285 @trissh @ashleygreen @MonasApple @reereephillips
  14. i was wondering about the "display" yesterday! RT @Gothamist UWS Protests Puppy Mill Pups at Store http://bit.ly/1uuQ24
  15. RT @PerezHilton too many fucking guns in America! This country NEEDS more gun control! You don't need an uzi to go hunting! #StopTheViolence
  16. and... here we go again... shooting in downtown orlando. 8 people. people die in 3s and there are shootings in 3s. sick. s***.
  17. @eaterny RT @iamnotstarjones: weekend brunch spots in Soho: L'Ecole (FCI's training spot), Cafe Select and Balthazar
  18. I'm not a hater, but why the hell is Jay-Z on the float? Because he "sang"? I don't see Alanis. L-A-M-E.
  19. if you're not at a tv, click on our live stream of the yankees' parade of champions! http://bit.ly/1WTVy
  20. red sox fan at work informing us of yankees ticker-tape parade streaming on our Site: hey, your stupid f***ing cheaters' parade is up on 3.