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Momplex

  1. Was loving that one of my kids FINALLY has an imaginary friend until I learned it's a "boy-girl" named Hoho. Hermaphrodite Hoho scares me.
  2. @righteouskiki Mary Fiore (my mom) says you're the house concert queen. We hosted one last summer in our yard & want to try another. Ideas?
  3. Dear pet-owners hellbent on equating your pets w/ kids: My kid will never clean her own butt as thoroughly as a dog/cat. You're just wrong.
  4. On my dad's heart transplant, the upside of rejection, and #listentoyourmother bit.ly/zBmRy0 #LTYM
  5. I nominate @annajonzin for a Shorty Award in #humor because she never runs out of funny and is cheaper than Abilify. shortyawards.com/?category=humo…
  6. Guns and Gremlins: An Old-Fashioned @#$% Christmas: tinyurl.com/csqeddu
  7. I get a great ab workout reading @robdelaney tweets. My sides hurt.
  8. Sometimes the village kind of of sucks. tinyurl.com/3vg9awq
  9. CSI raped my brain. tinyurl.com/3lgvsd7
  10. My life as a Trojan commercial tinyurl.com/3llpb9d
  11. Love Prevails wp.me/pYulJ-mY /via @wordpressdotcom
  12. My Facebook news feed shows that many of my friends are actually motivational speakers and/or don't believe in quote attribution.
  13. Wanting to look for our beloved lost cat in the cornfield behind us, but I'm afeared I'll run into Malachi. Or Shoeless Joe. Equally creepy.
  14. The motherhood chapter in which key parties and sequins are finally discussed... tinyurl.com/3os5h2s
  15. Time to parm the penis. http://tinyurl.com/22tfqfa
  16. @annsrants I've recently run into a similar conundrum with my 13-year-old niece. What to do with all my f-bombs now?
  17. @badmommymoments, thanks! :)
  18. Roll it, smoke it, bake it in some brownies. It's my own personal 4:20...http://tinyurl.com/2c9fdqo