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  1. Nothing like getting stuck at the end of your driveway but blocking the road
  2. RT @thecheckoutgirl: There are no athiests in foxholes or feminists in snow storms.
  3. @whymommy You are always my hero. Warm towels next time? Check!!
  4. In case anyone was wondering, the clothes are out of the dryer in anticipation of second round of snow play. #channelingmymother
  5. delora: big *sigh*
  6. @theboyterror: "what does that song mean?" @damnhusband: "Mom has to put out for you to get presents this year."
  7. Better than yesterday though, when @washfm played "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" one too many times. This close to getting busted w/kids.
  8. I turned on Wash FM this morning for Christmas music and I got @JohnTesh talking about obesity and mouth cancer from chew. Sigh.
  9. Zinni spent 10 minutes making a path to go to the bathroom #forgothewasaLabrador http://yfrog.com/37n17j
  10. We can find a weapon practically anywhere. http://yfrog.com/4fjz1sbj
  11. For years when people complain about the snow he'll say " I remember the time the snow came up to my chest. http://yfrog.com/3l96105634j
  12. So we got a little snow http://yfrog.com/4avm6jj
  13. 18 inches and counting http://yfrog.com/39ew3j
  14. "Reid proposes to scrap an earlier provision that would have imposed a 5-percent levy on cosmetic surgery." Pelosi breathes a sigh of relief
  15. RT @UnitedAirlines: Addl flts canceled to/from WAS, PHL, NYC, BOS. FASTEST: http://tinyurl.com/yjt4t7p to confirm status & itinerary, rebook
  16. What is the allure of the trainwreck?
  17. @NYTMBlog here's to you having better luck than I did. (5 strands dead. Seriously 5?)
  18. @letajoy or every year, at my house.
  19. @mrlady watching the news. They are definitely not evacuating LA.
  20. @NotTheCar I don't believe it. Ask those people living in FL about shark attacks v. cow attacks. Just saying.