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  1. Nothing like getting stuck at the end of your driveway but blocking the road about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  2. RT @thecheckoutgirl: There are no athiests in foxholes or feminists in snow storms. about 2 hours ago from web
  3. @whymommy You are always my hero. Warm towels next time? Check!! about 2 hours ago from web in reply to whymommy
  4. In case anyone was wondering, the clothes are out of the dryer in anticipation of second round of snow play. #channelingmymother about 3 hours ago from web
  5. delora: big *sigh* about 4 hours ago from web
  6. @theboyterror: "what does that song mean?" @damnhusband: "Mom has to put out for you to get presents this year." about 5 hours ago from web
  7. Better than yesterday though, when @washfm played "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" one too many times. This close to getting busted w/kids. about 5 hours ago from web
  8. I turned on Wash FM this morning for Christmas music and I got @JohnTesh talking about obesity and mouth cancer from chew. Sigh. about 5 hours ago from web
  9. Zinni spent 10 minutes making a path to go to the bathroom #forgothewasaLabrador http://yfrog.com/37n17j about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  10. We can find a weapon practically anywhere. http://yfrog.com/4fjz1sbj about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  11. For years when people complain about the snow he'll say " I remember the time the snow came up to my chest. http://yfrog.com/3l96105634j about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  12. So we got a little snow http://yfrog.com/4avm6jj about 24 hours ago from Twitterrific
  13. 18 inches and counting http://yfrog.com/39ew3j 12:04 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  14. "Reid proposes to scrap an earlier provision that would have imposed a 5-percent levy on cosmetic surgery." Pelosi breathes a sigh of relief 11:27 AM Dec 19th from web
  15. RT @UnitedAirlines: Addl flts canceled to/from WAS, PHL, NYC, BOS. FASTEST: http://tinyurl.com/yjt4t7p to confirm status & itinerary, rebook 11:22 AM Dec 19th from web
  16. What is the allure of the trainwreck? 11:19 AM Dec 19th from web
  17. @NYTMBlog here's to you having better luck than I did. (5 strands dead. Seriously 5?) 11:17 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to NYTMBlog
  18. @letajoy or every year, at my house. 11:15 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to letajoy
  19. @mrlady watching the news. They are definitely not evacuating LA. 11:15 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to mrlady
  20. @NotTheCar I don't believe it. Ask those people living in FL about shark attacks v. cow attacks. Just saying. 11:14 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to NotTheCar
  • Name Kristen
  • Location Domestic Hell
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  • Bio Hiding in the bathroom from my 4, 2 and 8 week old boys. Hey! Those Mommy Needs a Cocktail tees are inspired.
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