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MomCallsMeDrew

  1. Most struggle combo of all time. RT @JohnTheGodson: Cherry Pineapple best eegees flavor ALL TIME though.
  2. Lmao RT @ZByeahyouknowME: @maggie_D7 He plays for the U of A he's going nowhere :(
  3. #JohnRussellDoll RT @JohnTheGodson: Dirty hoe cunt trick bitch.
  4. Dallas....I'll see you soon.
  5. Some people don't know how fucking retarded they sound on the daily, but what do I know, I'm normally asleep right now.
  6. People are fucking cornballs.
  7. I'm looking at this kids timeline right now and I'm pretty sure he just sitting there subtweeting himself.
  8. My Siri just as lonely as the girls on my timeline.
  9. Siri try talking to my car all the time. My car never hit her back though.
  10. Sooo....how do I create a tumblr ?
  11. @iRokeSmeefer I definitely appreciate it dude.
  12. @iRokeSmeefer Bro that'd be so fucking awesome.
  13. @JohnTheGodson Yo fuck that kid.
  14. @MikeRocksRetros lmfaaooo.
  15. @JohnTheGodson lmfaoo...what about that time that bitch made puerto rican called me Henry....fuck him.
  16. @JohnTheGodson yo lmaaaao. I remember that. That shit was hilarious.
  17. I really don't want the memory of getting punched by a girl to last the rest of my life...but these savages I know won't let it die.