Mom2EmNAbby
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“@: If I'm gonna hit a traffic jam, well, it better be a tractor man. -Rodney Atkins” @
9:11 PM May 29th
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“@: Without me, it's just "aweso"” @ @
9:10 PM May 29th
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Don’t let people push you around... Unless you're in a wagon or something, because that shit is fun!” @ @
11:46 PM May 28th
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Going to @ w my love!! Yummy !
1:55 PM May 26th
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“@: I don't hate you it's just...... No I hate you.” @ @
10:58 PM May 24th
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“@: It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. 1 Corinthians 13:7-8 NIV” @
10:57 PM May 24th
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“@: Sometimes I like to switch things up a bit, and set my alarm for times like 6:37 or 7:41.” @ @
4:54 PM May 24th
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“@: a bug outside: aw hey little guy! a bug inside: DIE, YOU UNHOLY FUCKER!!” @
4:49 PM May 24th
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“@: Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat out the shit of you now.” @
10:41 PM May 23rd
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Is "ugh" an emotion? Because I feel It all the time.
9:44 PM May 22nd
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“@: That awkward moment when You have 10 minutes left for your exam, And suddenly you remember EVERYTHING.” @
9:12 PM May 22nd
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“@: What is up with "Fun Sized" candy? There's nothing fun about less candy.” @ @
9:12 PM May 22nd
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“@: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.” @
7:06 PM May 22nd
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“@: Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.” @
11:09 PM May 21st
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“@: 2 pac of eminens for 50 cents? Man that's ludacris!” @
11:06 PM May 21st
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Never look down on anybody unless you are helping them up.
10:42 PM May 21st
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“@: The depressing moment on Sunday when you remember tomorrow is Monday -___-” @
11:03 PM May 21st
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“@: What the heck does the "z" in "LOLZ" mean.... "Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras...?"” @ @
10:32 PM May 21st
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“@: Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again.” @ @
5:38 PM May 21st
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“@: Voicemail should be renamed “messages from people over 40″” @
11:23 PM May 20th
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