Moltz
At @SeoulBrothers. Just got off the Skype with @zuhl. Wearing one of @Mike_FTW's company's shirts. It's a small Twitter world, after all.
| Moltz You know why all your followers went away, right? BECAUSE YOU MADE ALL THOSE FUCKING EPIC FAIL JOKES. |
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| Moltz Epically going to lunch and hoping you all work this out of your system before l fail to come back. |
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| Moltz @negrino Sure, you don't know how you got on their list, Tom. SURE. |
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| Moltz @jsnell We *so* should have let Lex Luxor blow your state to hell back in the '70s when we had the chance. |
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| Moltz Obama is doomed, for John McCain is a wrathful god who can launch fighter planes from his heavenly forehead. http://snurl.com/33rn4 |
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| Moltz My inability to spell check 140-character gags might prompt me to use a meme about lack of success if you people hadn't already ruined it. |
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| Moltz Kind of wish you people would epically shut the fail up. |
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| Moltz @tj If that thing about cupcakes were true then I would have been *really* mad. |
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| Moltz Have you considered the possibility that may the Internet just isn't for you? |
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| Moltz FIRE DRILL! |
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| Moltz First world problem, but I just learned that today's fire drill will mean I don't get my afternoon cupcake today. Stop snickering, Angola. |
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| Moltz @SeoulBrother ONLY JOHN MCCAIN OFFERS A CREDIBLE THREAT TO THE SQUIRREL MENACE. |
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| Moltz @Mike_FTW Mother? Is that you? |
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| Moltz When I lose followers I prefer to think they were spammers that Twitter just bounced. Or those stinking Flemish. God how I hate them. |
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| Moltz @pourhadi Maybe they're saying you invented the English language. Just think of the royalties you could charge! |
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| Moltz Confused by the link @AmyJane tweeted. Is the video at the bottom of the piece some of Estelle's early work? http://snurl.com/336gi |
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| Moltz I found a shiny new meme for you: http://snurl.com/334ro I AM AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS. |
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| Moltz WordPress for iPhone. WordPress for iPhone! WORDPRESS FOR IPHONE!!! http://snurl.com/334qb See, if you say it three times, it appears. |
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| Moltz Oh, cherry NyQuil! You're the only one who understands me! Let's never fight and always be bestest friends forzzzzzzzzzzzzz... |
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