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  1. Eating a sand wedge. God, I suck at golf. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @ttseco I like those things, but I still think Thing is my favorite thing. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to ttseco
  3. @gruber Ha. You're such a bitch. I love it. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @abigvictory WHAT? 1:01 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to abigvictory
  5. It's going to be great when, years from now, we look back and remember how we all came together to protect insurance company profits. 12:54 PM Dec 17th from web
  6. Strange to live in a world where we have condom ads well before Unilever will ever admit that Q-Tips really are for cleaning your ears. 12:23 PM Dec 17th from Birdhouse
  7. All I can say is that Macworld Expo is lucky it's not the same week as Stark Expo. 7:53 AM Dec 17th from web
  8. @emittan Phew. Gone already. 7:03 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to emittan
  9. @rlepage I don't think the M's deal has quite sunk in for me yet. Plus, having to care again about baseball? I'VE BEEN HURT BEFORE, RICK. 7:00 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to rlepage
  10. Man, this @zeldman webinar on CSS is *such* a letdown. So far not *one* CumShot Surprise. ZERO STARS. 12:51 PM Dec 15th from web
  11. Coworker is discussing her skepticism of the H1N1 vaccine. I picked a bad day to not wear my purple pants and ripped shirt. 10:50 AM Dec 15th from web
  12. I love my job. No, not that job, the other one. 9:38 AM Dec 15th from web
  13. @gruber Joe Lieberman is with us on everything but the things on which he is against us. Which is everything. But he's a good friend! 11:48 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to gruber
  14. @weselec I don't know! I've never gotten to the end! I always wake up and my pillow is gone! But... then I find it. :-( 8:47 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to weselec
  15. @weselec Oh, god, I've had the "curtained booth on the sidewalk" dream. 8:29 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to weselec
  16. Bad sales jobs in history: "Come here and take your yucky vitamin." 9:00 AM Dec 12th from web
  17. @flargh Of course it is. I bought it last night. 3:22 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to flargh
  18. @rynosoft And they squandered it! *Squandered* it! They could be eating champagne and drinking caviar like I am right now! 9:46 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to rynosoft
  19. @tewha I'm mostly concerned about him because Country is a gateway drug to listening to Country. 9:17 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to tewha
  20. @ShawnKing I'm thinking the same thing about Toby Keith. 9:00 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to ShawnKing