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mofgimmers

  1. @_Cabble @mckjerral I'm looking at jerseys right now.
  2. @enzogambaro @benjani1972 Mike Whitlow?
  3. @miss_archer Perm
  4. @reallyDeeDee The smiley emoticon intent was there :)
  5. @reallyDeeDee Well, who wouldn't want to do that? Apart from blind, tasteless mentalists.
  6. @mckjerral I'll be fucking ruined by then.
  7. @mckjerral Midnight
  8. @reallyDeeDee *whole of twitter queues up to offer*
  9. This weather better fuckin' improve for @blockpartyclub all-dayer. *shakes fist at sky*
  10. I'm preparing for basketball with a Chinese takeaway. #LikeABawse
  11. @twiyk I want someone to leave a synth in a monkey house FOREVER and see what happens.
  12. Monkeys playing synthesizers. Basically, the perfect video. bit.ly/JTKgVS (cc @chesha @twiyk)
  13. @aucontraire_ The rant at the chaplain is pretty massive too. The whole No God and absurdity of the human condition etc
  14. @aucontraire_ ...the Arab when he's already dead. Those are two crucial bits to understand.
  15. @aucontraire_ Well, I'd read up on Existentialism for a start. "Mother died today. Or was it yesterday?" is a key line. See also, shooting..
  16. @aucontraire_ I know my stuff about it
  17. People falling over, hurting themselves and being dim. Titter away. youtu.be/DEzr_uoyPbQ
  18. @kissoffboardy Brilliant
  19. Very much in the 'still absolutely arseholed from last night' category.