Modern_Drunkard
- Getting high on champagne cocktails. Damned civilized start. It will surely be a steep downgrade from here.2:06 PM Nov 6th from web
- I'm sincerely hoping for a pleasantly civilized birthday today, as opposed to its "how many regrets can I squeeze into one day" predecessors10:12 AM Nov 6th from web
- I'm going to come right out and say it: I prefer the Schweppes tonic water.9:12 AM Nov 6th from web
- Well. That argument escalated into threats of eviction rather quickly.1:55 PM Nov 5th from web
- Rewiring my brain with decent Scotch. The last surge compromised the circuitry a bit. But I can rebuild it.12:20 PM Nov 5th from web
- Just wreckage. Long and broad debris trail. Mortal soul banged up a bit. Sitting up and taking nourishment.9:19 AM Nov 4th from web
- As I'll be guised as a drunken 50s Shriner, I think it imperative to start drinking fruity rum drinks at once.12:40 PM Oct 31st from web
- Hangover, where is thy sting?8:52 AM Oct 31st from web
- “Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkeness expands, unites, and says yes.” —William James10:07 AM Oct 30th from web
- If you hear or read the word "marshmallow" whatever cocktail you're drinking will take on a hint of marshmallow. Try it. It's uncanny.9:41 AM Oct 30th from web
- Hanging with Hemingway (G&T with an extra lime and a healthy splash of bitters).9:36 AM Oct 30th from web
- My life has too many holes in it. I'm leaking time like a buckshot gourd.8:57 AM Oct 30th from web
- Riding out the flu. Not the trendy one. Don't feel the least bit swinish. Any more than usual.7:16 AM Oct 29th from web
- I call this hangover Tim. Tim has been called a jerk so many times by so many different people he's beginning to suspect it's true.3:39 PM Oct 24th from web
- Preloading before the Pogues show. You wanna show up there kinda drunk, just so you can understand Shane.5:26 PM Oct 23rd from web
- Champagne for breakfast. Very late breakfast, but that's how we roll.3:25 PM Oct 22nd from web
- Revved up on rum and wine, heading out to see Denver's last great American icon, Denver Joe .8:42 PM Oct 21st from web
- Watching Holy Mountain. This is what happens when you give a genuinely crazy guy a large budget.6:17 PM Oct 21st from web
- Plainly the work of the Anti-Saloon League.6:25 PM Oct 16th from web
- How the fuck does my cell's text predictor choose "marvings" before martinis?6:17 PM Oct 16th from web
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