Modern_Drunkard
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Maintaining a high state of terror apparently entails a lot of down time.
1:56 PM Nov 19th
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I've an interview at 9am which is why I'm still drinking. The secret is to arrive well drunk, unreasonably angry and passably insane.
3:39 AM Nov 19th
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What joy.
3:25 AM Nov 19th
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I am exactly 1 cigarette away from putting on pants and shoes and visiting a clerk who wouldn't care if I was wearing a fedora and bomb belt
2:27 AM Nov 19th
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Millionaire musicians singing against the Man. Motherfucker, you are the Man.
2:18 AM Nov 19th
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Let's not be vague. We're all in the lockstep toward the prison of death. Let's have some kicks along the way, shall we not?
2:02 AM Nov 19th
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Sliding ever so slowly back into the moors with vodka tonics.Throw the gangplank down, boys, let's see this town called Thursday.
1:50 AM Nov 19th
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10: The last fucking line of the movie that ties it all together? "I guess I won't need Pull-Ups anymore." Child diapers. Not the exercise.
12:46 AM Nov 19th
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9. Whenever some fucker needed to do something purposeful to save humanity they chose instead to pause and mumble sophomoric bullshit.
12:44 AM Nov 19th
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8. All the rich fucks and an assorted gang of assholes survive.We're supposed to be uplifted while the rest of we 60 billion die horribly.
12:33 AM Nov 19th
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7. We all have a certain amount of luck. Some of us are extremely lucky. But nobody dodges that many fucking lava balls and craters. Nobody.
12:29 AM Nov 19th
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6. Why did George Segal have to be in the movie doing an awful cruise ship Jazz act? It added nothing to the plot but flipping a cruise ship
12:26 AM Nov 19th
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5, No zombies. Post-apocalypse and not one fucking zombie.
12:21 AM Nov 19th
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4. Johh fucking Cusack steals Woody Harrelson's (the only cool character in the whole fucking movie) last PBR.
12:12 AM Nov 19th
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3. The awesomely cool President of the US is so fucking awesome & humane he ordered the fucking assassination of anyone who new the truth.
12:08 AM Nov 19th
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Before I do the next one: 2012 SPOILER ALERT: THE FUCKING MOVIE SUCKS
12:07 AM Nov 19th
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2. The mom tells John fucking Cusack to drive their children back from Yellowstone to LA BECAUSE LA IS FALLING INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN,.
12:03 AM Nov 19th
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1. John Fucking Cusack. I hate that motherfucker. He has two modes: mopey and spastic and I hate fuckers doing either.
11:59 PM Nov 18th
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I'm still fucking angry about how fucking horrible 2012 was.And you know what? I'm going to give you ten reasons why it sucked, starting now
11:56 PM Nov 18th
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I've no idea how some of you follow a thousand plus people. How do you spread your attention so thin.
6:08 PM Nov 18th
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