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ModernWood

  1. If you guys finish my work I promise I'll finish my beer. about 3 hours ago via web
  2. @lianamaeby @JennyJohnsonHi5 @DannyZuker No kidding. I've gone down on no fewer than 5 women whose anatomy was similar in shape and hue. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to lianamaeby
  3. @Jessicats8 You are loved: youtu.be/8uDuls5TyNE about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Jessicats8
  4. "He tricked me into drinking his blood" is just something people are used to hearing come out of the TV box nowadays. about 3 hours ago via web
  5. When Van Damme is finally defeated, I hope they put him in a custom built coffin allowing him to lie in the splits for all eternity. about 4 hours ago via web
  6. The world doesn't need new t-shirt designs. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. I told auto-correct that I meant to spell the word "git" just one time and have been paying for it daily. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. @BrianRScully get with the program. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to BrianRScully
  9. If Sting did a cover of Gotye the nation would drown in ejaculate. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. John Edwards vows to find the true killers. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. "You can argue all day about it, but..." is not actually an argument. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. Stand-Up comedians, what's your day job? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. An essay is worth a thousand words. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  14. Gypsy scene. twitter.com/ModernWood/sta… about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  15. @Jessicats8 Also the Germans seem to know what's up. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to Jessicats8
  16. But how are we going to defend marriage without the Defense of Marriage Act? Protect the marriage! Fight for Marriage! Are you with me? about 15 hours ago via web
  17. @PhantaSci Thought it over some. How about @JohnRossBowie or @aparnapkin or @BradListi. Actor, comedian, writer. All, I believe, in LA. about 15 hours ago via web