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If you forgive one person a month (but, never forget), you're soon in heaven . . .
12:12 PM Jun 12th, 2011
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The father tells his son that he'll go blind if he keeps masturbating. The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here."
1:52 PM Jun 8th, 2011
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If you're close to being what you wanted to be when you grew up . . . Cheers, to You!
2:19 PM Jun 1st, 2011
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50% of the world thinks about boobies 50% of the time, but there are no songs about them. Perhaps, it's a complex world . . .
5:46 PM May 23rd, 2011
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The three friends I wanted to be raptured, were raptured last night. This means we can share bawdier jokes next weekend.
9:03 AM May 22nd, 2011
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I knew Savage, only through a connection with Hulk Hogan. Actually, a sweet man.
2:05 PM May 20th, 2011
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I don't believe Jesus is going to grab a select few tomorrow, however, I'm certain that Santa Claus will visit all of us on December 25th.
2:02 PM May 20th, 2011
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Harmon Killebrew, I stopped following baseball when you left the sport. RIP and thanks for the memories.
11:19 AM May 17th, 2011
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Open ended question: "Why do so many have such difficulty saying I'm sorry?" (I'm a Swede from Minnesota, so I'm sorry for sharing this.)
2:02 PM May 11th, 2011
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It's not funny when a serious person has a flapper (visibly moving bugger) in their nose.
2:49 PM May 10th, 2011
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It's a sobering decision, to make a close friend's pain your own for awhile. Shouldn't do this often: it's a scarce gift for the strongest.
10:27 AM May 10th, 2011
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Donald Trump wants to see Bin Laden's body. Are you a Bin Ladener?
10:59 AM May 2nd, 2011
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I'm pretty sure my Pembroke Welsh Corgi wants to hump Donald Trump's hair. I'm not being shallow, I've seen her watch him on TV.
1:37 PM Apr 28th, 2011
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3 out of 4 Pembroke Welsh Corgis want to hump Donald Trumps head.
4:23 PM Apr 27th, 2011
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No memorial has ever been erected for a critic. With humility, and with passion, be in the game and on the stage.
1:15 PM Apr 19th, 2011
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@ I have to get around to that, as well. Cheers to you, Maria!
3:00 PM Apr 12th, 2011
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in reply to mariamalk
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This is my favorite Bill Cosby quotation, "Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
2:57 PM Apr 12th, 2011
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Next election, I am going to remember that "plays marginally well with others," is as important as "visionary" and "strong."
1:15 PM Apr 8th, 2011
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My hometown, Cambridge, MN, has the highest percentage of Swedish Americans of any USA city .
2:24 PM Jan 21st, 2011
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Empathy never reproduces or magnifies the wounded's story. That would be insane.
2:06 PM Sep 16th, 2010
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- Bio Spiritual Healer and Modern Merlin with 30+ years of experience. Author, spirituality expert and speaker. Find real healing power at BradleyFalk.com.
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