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  1. For those who asked, here's the chili recipe!! http://tinyurl.com/yjllw6u (For vegetarian, use Morningstar Crumbles & vegetable stock) 7 minutes ago from web
  2. @babybeatnik Yeah, here it is! For vegetarian, I use the Morningstar crumbles and vegetable stock. That's all! http://tinyurl.com/yjllw6u 8 minutes ago from web in reply to babybeatnik
  3. Dual crockpot chili day. One beef, one vegetarian. Scha-wing! http://yfrog.com/358l1bj 31 minutes ago from SimplyTweet
  4. @jennawrites ha! It's bc we all start as zygotes the same. about 1 hour ago from SimplyTweet in reply to jennawrites
  5. I swear, we're clean people: http://tinyurl.com/58m74e about 3 hours ago from web
  6. Seems a little unfair to have one kid who's up at the asslick of dawn and one who's still asleep. about 4 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  7. It's been a month or so but I swear, Daylight Savings Time is still fucking with me. I WILL cutchoo, DST. You are warned. about 13 hours ago from web
  8. @rougeneck And I officially think you should change your name to Sassypants. ;) about 17 hours ago from web in reply to rougeneck
  9. @Jessicababb The whole wheat ones make me want to punch puppies. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to Jessicababb
  10. @rougeneck That WAS the recipe! SO easy! SO GOOD. They have the sausages in the organic meat section. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to rougeneck
  11. @Jessicababb OH YUCK! Those suck! Get Mission's Carb tortillas! Only 100 cals, like 10 g of fiber and AWESOME! C eats PB&J rollups on them! about 17 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Jessicababb
  12. @Soulfulleoness I give you credit for that! I think I lived on rice krispie treats after 7 months! ;) about 17 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Soulfulleoness
  13. Browned Chicken Maple Apple sausages, tossed in sauerkraut, a chopped up apple, a Guinness, caraway seeds and some apple juice. OMG. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
  14. @jonniker Check the car. We always keep a stash in the console. about 18 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to jonniker
  15. @rougeneck You definitely need to use the word "sassypants" :) 5:07 AM Dec 5th from Brizzly in reply to rougeneck
  16. @JarieMame @casscomerford I KNOW! She made me snort my Mommas Chocolate Milk!! 5:11 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly in reply to JarieMame
  17. Random Frivolous Life Aspirations. What are yours? http://bit.ly/4hkU05 4:58 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  18. @nuckingfutsmama I suppose if I were shitfaced I could handle it. Just throw Zac Efron posters and Pez at them and hide in the bathroom. 4:52 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly in reply to nuckingfutsmama
  19. @mcmama Just imagine Feb! We're gonna need a lot of boozing and body heat!! lol 4:37 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly in reply to mcmama
  20. I want to buy Charlotte a dollhouse for Xmas but none have panic rooms, ninjas, or a weight-training room. Who wants to go into business? 3:00 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly