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  1. @SarahLena Seriously, it's like an EIGHT BALL.7:52 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to SarahLena
  2. I went to Target by myself this morning. That shit should be bottled and sold on the black market.7:43 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. @NenetteAM Only cool people were born today. Happy Birthday!7:40 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to NenetteAM
  4. Going away tonight to a place with no internet or cell phones! Hold me closer, Tony Danza. http://www.diaryofamodernma...7:15 AM Nov 5th from web
  5. Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!!7:04 AM Nov 5th from web
  6. @jayesel thanks !!!6:33 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to jayesel
  7. @metalia thank you!5:22 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to metalia
  8. @aisforaardvark thanks!5:22 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to aisforaardvark
  9. @pocklock thank you !!5:02 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to pocklock
  10. @SarahLena oh how you woo me. Thanks!5:02 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to SarahLena
  11. @kristins4kids thanks!!!4:23 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to kristins4kids
  12. @casscomerford thanks!4:21 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to casscomerford
  13. Three-year old just told 16-month-old to "man up and shake it off." God, I love my daughter.3:46 AM Nov 5th from web
  14. @ClassyFabSarah I could seriously eat like 12.2:02 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to ClassyFabSarah
  15. @ClassyFabSarah These! Easy, delicious, and a crowd-pleaser ! http://bit.ly/4xNVC91:48 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to ClassyFabSarah
  16. Sometimes I see very pregnant women and get a pang of longing and jealousy. And sometimes, my inside voice yells "HAHA, NOT ME, SUCKA!!"1:20 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. @kristins4kids I know, right? But I cant breed dru my dose without it12:14 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to kristins4kids
  18. While looking for something, I came across this old gem. If you need a good laugh, this will do it: http://tinyurl.com/yh4oqby12:06 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where ya at?Where ya at?Peanutbutterjellypeanutbutterjellywithabaseballbat #SUDAFED12:04 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. @Harmzie lol10:52 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Harmzie