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ModDelusion

  1. I let her outside and she peed and then she got confused and sloshed in her own pee. hahahaha kill my dog hahahaha about 9 hours ago via web from Plainsboro Center, NJ
  2. See my dog smears shit everywhere while I'm out and that's our thing, like marmaduke. my dog is just like marmaduke about 9 hours ago via web from Plainsboro Center, NJ
  3. @LMSperber oh you found my moms day planner about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LMSperber
  4. Guys, john carpenter released a pop cultural touchstone nearly every year in the 1980's. I'm willing to forget that The Ward exists. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @Slammy_P the scrambler. The double dutch. The oopsie poopsie. The triple Dutch. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Slammy_P
  6. @LMSperber a pamphlet for cannibals entitled "Bronies: The Kobe Beef of People Meats" about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LMSperber
  7. @DieRobinsonDie yea dood gotta fight cannibals... With cannabis heh heh heh about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DieRobinsonDie
  8. As prophesied, CHUDs have moved aboveground and become... CHADs #cannibaltheories about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. But as the world turns into a fucking Gwar concert I fear that the healing power of reggae may be the only thing to reunite humanity. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Are we sure it's zombies? Maybe it's pirates. That would be epic. We could have ninjas fight them off! Ftw! Then we all get bacon #killme about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. But seriously folks, orgies of cannibalistic violence are breaking out and we need that kid who stole Guy Fieri's car to crack the case. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. All food is people now you guys, we were the zombies the whole time. Rod Serling come out motherfucker I know u did this about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Q: mike are you listening to meatloaf? A: (the sound of frenzied crying) about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @krisstraub my money is on Sentient Internet. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to krisstraub
  15. In the time it takes for my underpowered work computer to start up, I was able to come up with this Witty Tweet! Wait fuck about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @ApertureHeart WHOM 6:18 PM May 30th via web from Plainsboro Center, NJ in reply to ApertureHeart
  17. Everyone please shut up. SHUT UP. Shut up. Shut up... and fish 4:54 PM May 30th via web from Plainsboro Center, NJ
  • Name Mike Pfeiffo!
  • Location Boswash, Free Country USA
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  • Bio Rocker, Roller, County Comptroller. Future Rock Of Love contestant.
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