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  1. Obama dithering. Bush blithering. Which -ithering is worse? Vote now!
  2. Yo NBC local weatherpeeps, stop pretending u know Al Roker enough 2 sass talk him. He can't even hear u. Now don't be haters!
  3. Hate it when after Al Roker does wacky weathercast, local weather guy will roll eyes & sneer "Thanks Al." Oh b/c UR so cool?
  4. Watching Sweet Charity. I'm tired of NOT being a Fosse dancer!
  5. Thanks everyone for your help w/ Lucy material. Love @pglatz twitpic http://tr.im/FCtg
  6. CBSNews @_producer needs pop culture references to australopithecus Lucy for piece. Not kidding. Anyone?
  7. @Paula_Deen People are angry at the ham. U need to show mercy. If Mary Jo Buttafuoco could forgive Amy Fisher, U can do the same!
  8. People, Paula Deen was NOT attacked by Al-Qaeda. Weapon was ham. Al-Qaeda only attacks FoodNetwork hosts w/ halal lamb shanks
  9. Paula Deen recovering at home w/ cool slice of pineapple over her nose & cherry in the middle
  10. Would you ever date a robot? Watch & be honest! http://www.cbsnews.com/vide...
  11. Great Carl Kasell leaving NPR news but will remain @waitwait rock star. Want 2 c NPR women throw panties? Come to live show
  12. Thank you for not introducing yourself. I use both hands RT gabeliedman i just peed at the same time as mo rocca!
  13. If you want to see my Mexican Hot Dog, here it is: http://www.cbsnews.com/vide... Warning: If ur already hungry don't look!
  14. Just watched "What's Up, Doc?" on dvd. Face hurts from grinning. Don't make 'em like that anymore!
  15. Excited for Bella & Edward's wedding! Open bar reception at the local blood bank?
  16. Just saw New Moon. Sheesh, Bella, try smiling for once. Then u might not have to resort to dating vampires & werewolves
  17. RT @rainbowlite I have to vote Team Blacula, dressed like a pimp & bit bitches// But can he convince Iowa's caucus voters?
  18. RT @hockeynightdoc Team Count Chocula has my vote // Yes! And Booberry for Minority Whip!
  19. My "Vote Team Mo" campaign poster http://twitpic.com/qiz3u
  20. You can't vote for Team Lestat. He's not an American citizen.