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Cara feels it smoldering under her pants. Why must she talk this way about sunburns?7:54 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck
@piratesyar BRO i'm not asking for an account, I'm asking for some time with yours ^_^12:44 AM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to piratesyar
@PantslessPope I think I might get some white trash sushi AKA Taco Bell.11:56 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to PantslessPope
@piratesyar I gotta see CO bro. HOOK ME UP11:55 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to piratesyar
@PantslessPope AREYOU AT THE TRACK?11:30 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to PantslessPope
@MarkBeers it's still a very unique house even if it doesn't quite work.10:55 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to MarkBeers
@hawkster Megan Fox is more plastic than woman. She is not all that, IMO.7:37 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to hawkster
@piratesyar #nopants helps.11:55 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to piratesyar
@JeremyKlaver lol Revalk, are you a senior citizen? "lady friend"6:43 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to JeremyKlaver
RT @Dameshek: Overused cliche, but Roddick really shouldn't be upset right now - this is his finest achievement (besides Brooklyn) in years.11:32 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck
#nopants + #fireworks = #nopubes11:11 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
RT @MarkBeers: Thank you Joyce! http://twitpic.com/985ef (P.S. NINJAS ARE PISSED!)9:37 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
I WIN! #nopants9:55 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
Street fighter for no pants.... I always win.9:44 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
My smartphone is named whooping cough. All my electronics are diseases. @nerdaverse10:43 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
Tell yourself your stupid everyday and you'll start to think you're smart because what does that idiot know about you?12:49 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
#nopants Dota7:47 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
.@mad_typist @sp3cialk REMOTE INTERVIEWS!4:29 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
@piratesyar #nopants and open windows = chilly happiness.9:08 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to piratesyar
DOTA! Pants off now! #nopants8:04 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

Name R. Michael Porter
Location Minneapolis, MN
Bio The piece of shit around which the universe revolves.

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