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  1. @Angie_Homegrown I know!!! What the fuck?!
  2. Yes, I called CPS.
  3. ...because she left her glasses at a friend's house. I said, "What do you mean "burn" you?" And she said, "You know, with fire."...
  4. You know what a kid told me today? That when she gets home from school her mom will hit her and BURN her...
  5. Watching Dexter with Josh. Planning a really early bedtime tonight. I'm fuckin' ExHAUSTED.
  6. I'm almost ashamed to tell you what time I went to bed last night. SEVEN O'CLOCK. It was delicious.
  7. Ugh. Staff pictures today. Why can't I just use last year's ugly picture? I really need an UPDATED ugly picture?
  8. I may have freaked out all three of my siblings by calling them and acting semi-hysterical.
  9. JUST $9.99!
  10. I WANT WONDER HANGERS.
  11. Mmmm...bacon.
  12. You know my ridiculous fantasy that I am a person who handles stress well? It's quietly imploding as I type this.
  13. No, I'm not a shallow person with superficial concerns. Why do you ask?
  14. My heart is heavy. I cannot afford Invisalign braces. Or a tummy tuck.
  15. Aw. That scene in Children of Men where they bury Julian, and Theo crouches by a tree and cries.
  16. Fictionary was way fun. The whole afternoon/evening was fun, actually. I found it hard to stay in my grumpy mood.
  17. Cooked awesome shrimp dinner. After dishes are done, I will be forced to play Fictionary.
  18. I'm guessing that Chicago is dying of estrogen poisoning right about now.
  19. @plainjane has requested photos of beach scenery. I'll get on that tomorrow.
  20. 'Cause I be da queen of the passive-aggressive.