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"@Eliza_Coupe: Thongs are fucking uncomfortable but real talk: they're FANTASTIC for muffling a fart. Cuts 'em right in half. #stealth" haha about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
well that was emotional @aots . nothing like going down in a hail of gunfire @kpereira ! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
dang kevins last @aots... major bummer brah considering this has been his best year yet #thankyoukevinpereira about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@SheaCrystal bahahaha that episode was just gold. "Eat my pudding? well that doesn't make sense..." Adam is the best #workaholics 11:33 PM May 30th via web in reply to SheaCrystal
@SheaCrystal haha did you see the season premiere last night? good shib 11:23 PM May 30th via web in reply to SheaCrystal
Catherine Zeta Jonnnnnnnnes... She dips beneath Lasers... OHHoooooOHHHH #workaholics 11:01 PM May 30th via web
"@danieltosh: comedy central will air a less censored version of our show 1 time only. so if you love 'dick' see you at 10." o boy 12:56 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
and I got the ish scared out of me by those fighter jets flying over Angels Stadium yet again... jebus 6:18 PM May 28th via web
finally watched Game of Thrones... holy crap Blackwater was epic. Actually made you root for the Lannisters. And wow Cersei got cray 3:38 AM May 28th via web
chi chis Christ, Mad Men was a bummer tonight... poor Joan and poor Peggy ughhhhh 2:09 AM May 28th via web
Wayne's World, party time, excellent!!! dang I haven't seen this in 10 years 10:01 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
@JessicaLately_ I'd like to think I'm supportive! 1:06 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to JessicaLately_
I'm at a pirate bar in Oceanside and haven't had a shot of Captain Morgan or any nautical themed liquors... what the eff is wrong with me! 1:03 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android from Oceanside, CA
@JessicaLately_ get that d wet girl! #inappropriate 1:01 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android from Oceanside, CA in reply to JessicaLately_
@TheRealSchlauf hahahha needs more fap 2:26 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to TheRealSchlauf
uhhhh drunk. entertaining night thought thanks to the Awake finale 3:06 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
wayansjr This plane I'm on is fat...but kinda pretty. #ADELta 10:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Mixhail and 120 others
So glad I discovered @Eliza_Coupe s twitter. Her vulgar dick punching attitude makes me wish @HappyEndingsABC was rated NC-17 for an episode 11:26 PM May 24th via web
Oh by the way if you haven't seen the new Maxim Hot 100, just know that it gave you a million more reasons to stop reading it all over again 12:38 PM May 24th via web
wooo 2000th tweet! Maybe I should just retire now... naw, i'll continue to keep busting balls and vagina chopping on Twitter all day err day 12:35 PM May 24th via web

Name Michael Guzman
Location Walnut, CA
Web http://athousandt...
Bio First you take the jumbo jack, then you add two tacos... what do you get? Oh and I'm an MPA student who works event security at the Honda Center