MixMutt
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I'm at Washington-Dulles International Airport. Jealous?
about 4 hours ago
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I'm thankful that there is only one more day that I have to read all the bullshit that you're thankful for. Guess what? Nobody cares.
about 6 hours ago
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Ooh girl, acid wash is NOT okay.
about 9 hours ago
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My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
about 12 hours ago
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@ I'd rather get spanked than listen to the bullshit that people are thankful for.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to buckramsey
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@ That does not surprise me.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to bikeguy13
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@ Hell yeah you should do it.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to gordreece
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I'm still coughing up lung butter but I'm heading to work. Working a redeye to DC tonight, and I'll spend Spanksgiving there.
about 16 hours ago
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I just heard the intercom at PDX page Karen Walker. I LOL'ed.
about 19 hours ago
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I just watched a mother decide against buying her child fruit because Wendy's has Mandarin oranges instead of apples. Racist bitch.
about 19 hours ago
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Why do teenage Mexican boys always insist on growing thin, wispy mustaches? Or as I call them, "justaches."
about 20 hours ago
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I just woke up at 3 AM and Greg isn't in bed. The only logical explanation is that I missed the Rapture.
3:12 AM Nov 25th
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@ I would eat your meat in a heartbeat, Bruce. I just wouldn't chew or digest.
7:37 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to batmansf1
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is about to punch this waitress in her fallopian tubes.
7:33 PM Nov 24th
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only knows how to play one song on the piano and that song is "Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx. That's right, bitch.
7:24 PM Nov 24th
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@ What if it wasn't being purchased?
7:11 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to BadCubSeattle
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If someone voluntarily provided his flesh upon death, would it be legal to eat him? Basically, is cannibalism illegal? I need to know.
7:02 PM Nov 24th
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@ So let's make it happen, Champ.
7:01 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to jason_PDX
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@ If Greg bought you LEGOs and didn't get me any, you would be pulling LEGOs out of uncomfortable places.
6:50 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to jason_PDX
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@ And he also doesn't buy no LEGOs for other boys.
6:34 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to jason_PDX
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- Name Sam Storicks
- Location Portland, OR
- Web http://www.expurg...
- Bio I'm awesome. Gay, Bear, Cub, Atheist, Pup, Pig, DJ, Flight Attendant, LEGO, Pervert, Kinky, & Politically Incorrect all apply.
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