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I would rather watch a vulture peck a baby's eyes out than watch George Lopez. Or anything by Tyler Perry for that matter. Also, Leno. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
This is the most diabolical kitty in the history of felines. http://yfrog.com/5gpoejj about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@KenjiDeSade I know. I'm awesome. You're welcome. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to KenjiDeSade
Damn it, I forgot to ask my doc for a prescription for Latisse today. http://bit.ly/14MUzk about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
I'm willing to bet that 5-10% of the status updates and tweets I read every day are about Lady Gaga. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
So I don't have H1N1. It's some other unknown bug. I'm a little disappointed. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
I think the doctor just swabbed my cerebral cortex. I've never had anything shoved that far up my nose. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
is at the doctor's office reading Highlights for Children. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Back in Portland. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
@AZsabin Pug is short for repugnant. 9:58 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to AZsabin
I can't wait to crawl into bed and die quietly. 9:56 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
@JjjustIn I'm going tomorrow, hopefully. 9:26 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to JjjustIn
I have six different symptoms of H1N1. At least I'm about to lose some weight. 7:01 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
If I die I want Simply Red to play "If You Don't Know Me By Now" at my funeral. Because you'll never never never know me. No you won't. 5:15 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
called out sick. I'll fly to SFO and spend the night instead of flying to DC and back. I'll head home tomorrow morning and go to the doc. 3:31 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
@stovak No, I can call out sick. But if I call out sick too many times I can be terminated. 3:24 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to stovak
It's too bad I can't call out sick from work because I'm afraid I'll get fired. Gotta love our "Reliability Policy." 2:56 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
I have a sore throat and a very sore hangnail. I believe the two are completely unrelated. Also, I'm shivering. I hope it's a fever! 2:48 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
I think I'm getting sick again. Hooray for sore throats! 2:24 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
Costa Mesa is really hopping on Saturday night. The bar closed at midnight. 12:09 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie

Name Sam Storicks
Location Portland, OR
Web http://www.expurg...
Bio I'm awesome. Gay, Bear, Cub, Atheist, Pup, Pig, DJ, Flight Attendant, LEGO, Pervert, Kinky, & Politically Incorrect all apply.