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  1. Wearing my speedo on the beaches of Cancun...I look like the koolaid guy
  2. I ate a whole jar of mayo and don't feel so good now.
  3. Going to talk to Cal about this dribble drive stuff...he needs to get his act together or face my wrath
  4. Woot woot, told Cal to take it easy and call off the dogs after they get up by 45. Should only take 12 minutes.
  5. My house got egged.....AGAIN
  6. Been working with John Wall on his speed and it appears to be playing out well for him!
  7. Dressing up as the lone ranger this halloween!
  8. Giving the boys the "What for" and they paid attention!
  9. Working with Morgan on his feet work, he is making progress, thanks to my line dancing lessons.
  10. I'm going to rap with Drake tonight, he wrote me some rhymes.
  11. Hope I get asked some questions on Media day. These reports never ask me anything. Last year they put DORK stickers on my back.
  12. Still upset with this Billy verdict, this doesn't look good on my resume.
  13. Cal is realling becoming a pain, I'm always doing his errands. I just had to feed him grapes
  14. Looking into getting mike one of those bionic knees like steve austin had, don't know if I can get alumni support for 6 million bucks
  15. I have man boobs
  16. Is constipated
  17. I think I'm going to punch my neighbor in the gut. He is outside blaring Hank Jr and throwing beer bottles in my yard!
  18. Loves looking at coin slots
  19. Just went skinny dipping in Cals pool but he doesn't know it.
  20. Neigbors are pretty upset that I put 36 of those concrete deers in the front yard, but I think its classy