MitchTwiz
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@ LOL! That's true for probably 99.9% of the joke tellers and maybe 0.01% say racist jokes purely for shock value.
less than a minute ago
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I heard the pope is moving midnight mass to 10pm. I know he's getting on but surely he can tough out a couple of hours..blessed cotton socks
about 11 hours ago
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@ hey a "Danish" pastry wouldn't work without a bit of raisin...they maybe devils fruit - but taste divine.
about 11 hours ago
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@ you guys did well, was Jason Conroy there? Anyhoo O's training went well too, new blood. Just watching quills before bed ;)
6:18 PM Dec 6th
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Just wondering if anyone is still looking for Bin Laden? Think I may have seen him at the local Bingo hall this afternoon.
6:17 AM Dec 6th
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1st day back at training. Good turn out and some interesting prospects. But also it wasn't nice to have torrential rain this morning.
6:13 AM Dec 6th
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@ I'm gonna say...yes!
7:58 AM Dec 5th
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Also I realise as the Jaws movies go on their predictable arc, I find myself rooting for the shark in Jaws 3, 4 and deep blue sea.
7:58 AM Dec 5th
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Watched Jaws 2 and a few things bugged me. 1: why didn't that screaming girl die? How annoying! 2: How come Brody doesn't get electrocuted?
7:55 AM Dec 5th
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What the hell! Tom Brokaw in a smash? Hope you're wife is ok!
3:53 PM Dec 4th
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Watching Amanda Knox Verdict on both CNN, Sky News and BBC news It's amazing how diverse the coverage and tone seems to be.
3:39 PM Dec 4th
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@ like a great bearded Ginger prophet once said: "I reject your reality and choose my own" - it's how I roll.
3:37 PM Dec 4th
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in reply to risomk
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How can someone be caught doing something 40 odd years after they died? Must be a slow news day.
5:57 AM Dec 2nd
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@ dude!! U didn't say or I missed it. Happy birthday mate.
4:21 PM Dec 1st
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Just realized & predictable as a sun rise, meganphelps has almost doubled her followers in the last four hours. No such thing as bad press?!
2:24 PM Dec 1st
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RT @: Anyone want to buy a bass guitar, amp, sega megadrive and/or original gameboy? - she needs the space tweeps!
2:19 PM Dec 1st
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Has anyone in the US seen Dancing with Smurfs - I mean Avatar yet? I've got an offer to go to an advanced screening but won't go if it's bum
11:01 AM Dec 1st
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Another funny thing, @ and the friend she follows hates 'jews' for killing Jesus. But Jesus was Jewish..so THEY must hate Jesus!!
10:41 AM Dec 1st
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@ watch out! Like GW Bush she speaks to God, so can start a war on you and your land! Or just suck a big one and be hated by everyone!
10:33 AM Dec 1st
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Thanks to @ @ tweets have made me laugh so much I need the loo. Is she a human enema or just a talker of shit?
10:31 AM Dec 1st
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- Name Mitch Twiz
- Location From here to there..
- Bio I've been around the world and eyey, I can't find my sanity...My favorite word at the minute is Lemon and fave number is 3
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