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  1. @BlackStephan LOL! That's true for probably 99.9% of the joke tellers and maybe 0.01% say racist jokes purely for shock value.
  2. I heard the pope is moving midnight mass to 10pm. I know he's getting on but surely he can tough out a couple of hours..blessed cotton socks
  3. @risomk hey a "Danish" pastry wouldn't work without a bit of raisin...they maybe devils fruit - but taste divine.
  4. @StephenMarcus62 you guys did well, was Jason Conroy there? Anyhoo O's training went well too, new blood. Just watching quills before bed ;)
  5. Just wondering if anyone is still looking for Bin Laden? Think I may have seen him at the local Bingo hall this afternoon.
  6. 1st day back at training. Good turn out and some interesting prospects. But also it wasn't nice to have torrential rain this morning.
  7. @ZAmmi I'm gonna say...yes!
  8. Also I realise as the Jaws movies go on their predictable arc, I find myself rooting for the shark in Jaws 3, 4 and deep blue sea.
  9. Watched Jaws 2 and a few things bugged me. 1: why didn't that screaming girl die? How annoying! 2: How come Brody doesn't get electrocuted?
  10. What the hell! Tom Brokaw in a smash? Hope you're wife is ok!
  11. Watching Amanda Knox Verdict on both CNN, Sky News and BBC news It's amazing how diverse the coverage and tone seems to be.
  12. @risomk like a great bearded Ginger prophet once said: "I reject your reality and choose my own" - it's how I roll.
  13. How can someone be caught doing something 40 odd years after they died? Must be a slow news day.
  14. @risomk dude!! U didn't say or I missed it. Happy birthday mate.
  15. Just realized & predictable as a sun rise, meganphelps has almost doubled her followers in the last four hours. No such thing as bad press?!
  16. RT @Catifer: Anyone want to buy a bass guitar, amp, sega megadrive and/or original gameboy? - she needs the space tweeps!
  17. Has anyone in the US seen Dancing with Smurfs - I mean Avatar yet? I've got an offer to go to an advanced screening but won't go if it's bum
  18. Another funny thing, @meganphelps and the friend she follows hates 'jews' for killing Jesus. But Jesus was Jewish..so THEY must hate Jesus!!
  19. @risomk watch out! Like GW Bush she speaks to God, so can start a war on you and your land! Or just suck a big one and be hated by everyone!
  20. Thanks to @michaelianblack @meganphelps tweets have made me laugh so much I need the loo. Is she a human enema or just a talker of shit?